He asked her, "where are u going, miss?"
She answers, "the cemetery please."
Then he thinks to himself.."why would anyone go there late at nite... owell business is business."
During the ride, the driver occassionally looks at the mirror to look at that pretty lady. He looks back and sees her pretty face.. He looks back again, but some reason she disappeared!! He was already on the high way and cant drop her off... so he just kept driving.. and looked back again.. oddly she was there again.. so he thought maybe he was under stress and jus seeing things..
To make sure he wasnt seeing things he looked back.. and she was gone.
He got really scared so he pressed on his break really hard.. and caused himself to lean forwards... but he was still on the highway so he kept driving..He looked at the mirror to check for her again.. this time.. she was there.. but with blood all over her face.. he screams and says "why me???? i didnt do anything to u! i dont even knoe u!! why do u have to go after me??"
the lady says.." what are u talking about??? u think im a ghost??"
he says, "arent u??? u keep reappearing and disappearing and how u get blood all over urself??"
the lady goes.."WELL.. i wanted to pick my nose but u kept staring bak at me and it wouldnt be lady-like to pick her nose in front of a guy... so i ducked down... and why did u break all of a sudden?? i was pickin my nose down there and i had my finger in... and it went in.. thats y im bleeding.."
lol sorry its long but i think it was funny wen i heard it
