ok u have to make a story for ex.

P1- Once upon a time i ate pie
P2-The pie started talking
P3-Inside my stomach

AND so on ok i start

Once upon a time i went to the doctor

they made me pee in a cup.

jackie

The doctor took like 4 hours to come back to the room.

When the doctor finally came back, he told me that...

Cooties. No wonder people don't wanna go near me; geez.

so i asked him if there is a cure for this.
he told me...

all you need to do is go lick a toad to get high.

so i lick the toad..and...

i turn into a plum and get high

then i ate a little kid

And the little kid started kicking around inside my stomach.

and i spat him back out

I started to feel sick and went back to the doctor's.

the doctor groped me and i smacked him

And then I sued the doctor for what he did.

then i took out his knees with a sword and spanked him with the sword and told him, this is what u get for screwing with the yakuza

then i left him there -&- walked away with a big smile.

then a truck came and almost hit me

lucky for me i had super human strength and i...

got hit, but because of my super human strength only my poor toe was injured so i had to go back to the groping doctor who...

demanded more pee..he then...

asked if i was japanese i said yes and then he said "anatawa echi to chikan to sekuhara" translation - u are a perv,sexual harasser.

and then prounounced "watashi wa tensai desu!!!!!..... DAMARE!!!"
ENG: i am a genius!!!! SHUDDDUP!!!

then all of a sudden forgot all my japanese and learned chinese and said : nee hun bun(u r dumb) to the doctor

So then, they began trading insults in japanese, korean, mandarin, cantonese, french, and...

hungarian and so much more languages.

but i kicked the doc in his crotch..and walked out of dere and saw...

hitler .

Once I saw Hitler, I swore that I was . . .

going to faint, and when i did..i ended up at..

hospital again. I saw the same doctor and

i wept with tears from the falling rain...it became dark and cloudy so i ran to...

the police station so I could report him but . . .

the police where doing cruel and unusual things with clowns so i...

left the building and ran into . . .

the local hooters

at the local Hooters, I hung out there and was stunned at how many beautiful women there were. Afterwards . . .

i got soo drunk i woke up the next day with a...

horses head...dayam shouldnt have messed wit the italian mafia eh?... to resolve this bounty on myself i...

hired the teletubbies to beat them up

tinky winky, la la, and the rest of the gang beat da shiznit outta da mafia..

tinky winky did da most damage wif his purse...

but then...

the gingerbread man, I ran and ran as fast as I can but . . .

and relized i was hungry so i gobbled him up and took his candy cane then . . . .

gave him a beat down and

and relized how could i be beating him up if i just ate him. ( lol ) but then it was not the ginger man but his nice twin so i talked to him for awhile. Then I walked my way over to sesame street and . . .

saw Elmo. Elmo and I started talking, then one thing led to another and . . .

I woke up the next day with elmo in my bed. ( elmo must have gotten me really drunk ) then I ran out of sesame street. On my way out I saw a 10 foot yellow pigeon and a guy in a trashcan . I finnally got out then. . .

Somehow ended up in the woods. Where I saw Little Red Riding Hood being followed by the Big Bad Wolf. So I...

LMAO - Dirty Elmo



*back on track* I tried to distract the Big Bad Wolf but failed, he went right after her and

Stole her basket of goods, then headed towards her grandmother's house. Little Red Riding hood was..