Q: Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

Q: Please state the nature of your relationship to the minor child?
A: I\'m his mother.
Q: And you have been so all of his life?

Q: What is the meaning of sperm being present?
A: It indicates intercourse.
Attorney: Male sperm?
Q: That is the only kind I know.

Q: Doctor, as a result of your examination of the plaintiff, is the young lady pregnant?
A: The young lady is pregnant ? but not as a result of my examination.


Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for breathing?"
A: "No."
Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
A: "No."
Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Whoever asked the questions, should jump off the bridge right now.
He is unfit to live on earth.
Hell would be a better place for him.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

haha uh .. no. i don't get it.

Hahaha the ending's the funniest part

hahaha!! i read these somewhere i think...

uhm... i dont get it..

i dun get it either

I don't really get it 'til the end. But okay..Lol.

haha my god some people can be so stoopid

well i guess the beginning jsut builds up the story to the part where the joke is that ppl who practise law [lawyers] dont haf a brain [aka. stupid]

haha. ive seen these before. theyre hilarious. makes you wonder what how hard it is to qualify to be a lawyer/prosecutor/whatever these days....

i lyk the last one most

These are my favorite Cross-Examination moment.

Congress Cross-X moments:
[Kid gives a speech on why we need National ID Cards to prevent spying]
Q: Privyet, I'm vith Department of State Security, may we see your indentification papers please, Comrade?
A: Uh...Uh...
Q: You have no identification? Zen you must be capitalist spy, nyet?
A: No...
Q: Would you like to have Boris and Alexei over for little tea and chat, da?
A: Um...

[Guy gives a speech -- one line is "This bill is like Swiss Cheese, it's full of holes and it stinks]
Q: Would the speaker rather have Swiss Cheese or none at all?
A: Well, I guess Swiss cheese is better than no cheese...

Debate Cross-X moments:
Q: You stated in your case that the Earth was really old, what relevance does this have to the topic?
A: Because we should respect it since it has seniority over us.
Q: So because I'm a junior and you're a freshman, I should win this round?
A: No...

LOL LMAO THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!
thanks for posting it!!

Wow. That person must be an idiot.

I agree.

I don't get it...