heres a good Woody Allan joke::

50% of the world are masterbaters. the other 50% are liers.

Meh. I don't Masterbate.
No sir.
I'm too cool to masterbate.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

lol so ur part of the liers?

hahah. where is the 30% that actually really dont masturbate?

No, I'm the part who masturbates.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

hMM...*thinks*
im not quite sure if i get it.

jackie

lol alright its ok i'll xplain it::
it means that everyone in the world masterbates, whether secretly or not...
so 50% of the world masterbates, and the other 50% are liers, meaning they are the ones that masterbate secretyl but dont tell anyone... get it?

Why didn't you just say 50% of the world lies about masturbation

well because that would make the joke too obviosu and not funny... u hafta do some figuring out for yourself if u want a joke to be funny... its jus interprets that tha liers are lying about their masterbation practices... w/e i got it right away it was hialrious for me.... woody allen's jokes are funni

It's spelled Masturbate, no masterbate.

This has been said in many different ways, and is simply not funny anymore. Sorry.

oOo haha. i didnt get it cuz of the spelling.
whoever says that they dont masturbate is a liar.
a big fat one. lOL. so yea...

jackie

haha...neither do i!!

there must be a lot of kittens dying out there ..

p0or kitties

hah i didn't get it until you explained it. heh maybe i'm just dumb.

im sorry about the spelling i was in a rush [is that how everyone covers up for spellin errors?]

well anyway, masturbate instead of masterbate, and liar instead of lier.... sry for the confusion and dont worry if u dont get it, one-liners are hard to understand...

ooooh i c. i didnt understad it cuz of da spelling too

wow that means 3 billion ppl masturbate and admit it....wow...lol