i seen this around a lot but i get a laff out of it everytime... its hliarious!

Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.

So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"

hahaha

aww sweet..in a way..lol funny joke

hahah! thats funny!

lmfao... cute

aww haha hes so sweet lol

hahahahaaa

haha how cute. :D

HAHAHHAA your signature is hilarious!

Anyways, the joke is funny, but not likely to happen in real life

lol so are u still gonna marry? lol

aaaw dat sweet lol

hehe, cool

Haha, aww...that's so cute!

lmao atleast she noes hes faithful

Haha.

lol i'd like to know if it happens to anyone in the future.... lol
den again i dont get how the children knew about wat he sed...

hahhaa i get it !!

LMAO!! smart... hahaha

Lol! Lucky man. He's smart even when he's drunk.

Don't think he was smart. Alcohol takes away your intelect.
He was probably just loyal.



- Chinkieeyedpnoi

What a lucky bum. I didn't get it at first. A second reading helps. Lol.

lols this mans real smart....

Aww.. how sweet.

lol.... smart one....