The European Commissioners have announced that an agreement has been
reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year
phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
Sertainley, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.
Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this
klear up konfusion, but typewriters and komputers kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year,
when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make
words like "fotograf" 20 percent shorter. In the third year,
publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage
where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage
the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent
to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent
"e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year,
peopl wil be replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year,
ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar
changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be
no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it
ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

Jeebus that was hard to read.

wow..that was one weird paragragh wit all those spelling changes..

lol that was the joke its about how the english language should be shortened so that its "easier" to read lmao im sry if u dont get it but first time i read it it was hilarious

hmmmm.....................

it's not that funny to me... and if it was supposed to be hard to read... it wasn't hard for me... i read it perfectly fine.... almost... just studderd a lil at 1 or 2 words..

I don't know about the rest of you, but I found it funny because the whole paragraph started to look more German at the end.
And German was picked second.
j4hh....

- CHinkieeyedpnoi

yea agreed with jose omgg that waas so hard to read tho at the end. i was like...?? dream? or drem? or dr__?! hahaha good one.

Wow, it'd be weird if words were actuallie like that

lol wow. surprisingly i had no trouble reading that at all

Yeah, it started to sound like German toward the end.
Surprisingly, I could still read it pretty easily.

haha thats funny..

i din't get it until the end-lol

glad everyone liked it

oohh haha dat was hard 2 read...oh well still funny

whoa that was crazy haha but i made it through

wow..that was hard to read...seemed french to me..i can only read ENGLISH

e o vell laf ot lod
ze joke is funy

lol that is cool. =) there smart.

that was pretty easy to read- and yeah, it did start getting more like German towards the end.

wow. kind of confusing.

Confuzzling.. yet interesting. ^_^

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it sonds mor french lik dont yu zink?

I received this e-mail some time ago. It was hard to read at the end >.<

wow I ould read it it, and I only read the last part haha, but like is that goodro bad that I can read it?

muahah.

yeah me too...lol it seemed like french by the end(i even started to talk in an accent lol) so funny, it vold suk f evyvn spok lik vis. Not that some ppl dont already type like it .

haha it turned German!!!

i read it all the way through...now i hafta go find advil

Lmao . Was it supposed to turn Deutsch at the end? I think so.

I think it was ok..ahhh so confusinG!! X___X