For mostly men, but did you know these lines work 39% of the time!? Give one a try... if you've got the guts to.

Pick up lines

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Are those real?

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

wowww. all corny, but cute. haha
Are those real?<--thats a stupid one. id slap that guy whoever said that to me.

all those suck. if any guy tried it no, no. thats all b/s.
funny, but very stupidif a guy really said it

Naha here's another one.
Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!

To Stately Lover: Lol. Funny, that's one I've never heard.

For the rest, lol. Those make me laugh. If some guy came up to me and said those to me, I'd thnk it'd be cute. But would be somewhat insulted too. But either way, thanks for makin' me laugh. Here's another one:

Damn girl, you've got more curves than a racetrack. Lol.

Those pick-up lines are disgusting. Yuck.

39% isn't a lot but hey some girls think these are cute

IF A GUY SAID THOSE TO ME ILL RUN AWAY BUT FIRST ILL SLAP THEM AND AFTER I RUN AWAY I WILL GO TO THEM AND SLAP THEM EVEN MORE AND ILL SCREAM "JERK!!!!! LOSER!!!!! IF U SAY THET TO ME AGAIN, YOULL HAVE THE BIGGEST MARK ON YOUR FACE AND YOULL NEVER SEE TOMORROW!" I HATE IT WHEN GUYS TRY TO BE SMOOTH AND SAY THOSE WORDS. GAY!!!!! i just hate it when they are like that.

MOOHAHAHAHHA eww the "legs open" one iss SOOOO OLD oh goodness.

lol man those r kinda old.

43% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Haha, good stuff.
I'd most likely slap the guy if he tried "are those real?" on me.