NUN AT HOOTERS
A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local
Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while
the
lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out, the
place would
erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the
restroom?

The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."

"Why not?" the nun asked?

"Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his
most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf."

"Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the other way."

So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs,
and she
proceeded to the restroom.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was
hopping
with music and dancing again. However, they did stop just long enough
to give
the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't
understand.
Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the
restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender.

"Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf
on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole
place. Now, how about that drink?"

lol hahah that was funny heheh good one



.:tony:.

but..she's..a NUN!!

hehe..still funny though!

Ahaha. I didn't kno nuns could be perverted

Naughty Nun

lol that was pretty funny.

Lol.. naughty naughty.

ahah i read it like 4times to get it right LMAO evil nun.

Sounds like something I would do. That nun is supposed to be PURE!

haha, bad nun!! lol

i would have done tha same thing LOL

omg!!!!!!lolz.... damn it***

wow that was funny!!

HOORAY!!!!
hahaha...


- Chinkieeyedpnoi

hahahaha
that was funny

haha! that was so funny! i didnt ge tit at first ..but i read the last sentence again and got it! lol

lmao... nice one

hahhahaha
thats so funny! hahhaha
poor nun. :)

hahahaha XD. omfg the nun is perverted

LMAO, wow, what a perverted nun.

Even nuns are naughty!

this proves no ones perfect

lol haha

i'd do the same thing

ahaha naughty nun...

hahahahahha

LOL, one naughty nun!

Curious nuns these days...

lmao she got soo played!

Guess the nun is curious.

hehe.

?!?!?!?!?!?!?dont gget it?????.....need someone to explain thid>>>>>..

lmfao that joke is KooL!!

ima use that its funny *(:

HAHA wow I got it, lol so she was curious and looked, looks like she is goin to hell hehe

HAHA that`s so funny ! xD i like that one =] *

oh come on... who wouldn't?

lol..pervert.

SHES A NUN! hahaha still very funny tho

Ohhhhhhh, you have to lift the leaves up, it's like a lightswitch.. Haha.

lol its whoel group full of perverts

Stupid Nun. BURRRRRRn.

hahaha. it took me awhile to figure that out. XD

tsk tsk the power of nudity; even a nun cna't resist

he was just to curious

hahahaha ouu wat a bad nun lmao wat happen to the celebicy [sp?] thingy lol