A father finds his son praying at night. 'God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta Grandpa.' The father finds this odd, but doesn't think too much of it. The next morning the grandfather dies. The father remembers the night before, but doesn't say anything. That night, the son prays, 'God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma.' The father hopes that nothing happens to the grandmother. Sure enough, the next morning the grandmother dies. At this point the father gets really scared. That night, the son prays "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy". The father stays up all night long, frightened. Early in the morning he goes to the doctor to make sure everything is fine. When he comes home, his wife is waiting frantically in the driveway and yells "Honey, come quick! The milkman just dropped dead on the porch!"

haha

i've heard this one. it's funnny

GASP!
hahahaahahha
how cute! poor kid. ;D

hahahaha. the dad prob. would've been better off dying instead

=] didn't he already die though? =S

LOL. tata kiddo. hehes

OMG... so the milkman's the father. Creepy... so the grandparents must've been from the mother's side...

hahaha omg man that's wrong

hahaha, i lyk dat one ;)

that means that the milkman was the father of the kid and not the other dude there... whoa... what was the kid thinking ?

dang... that kids like, the anti christ or something!!!! whoa... and his dad's the milk man... lmao... thats foonie

HAHA..omg..took me a second to figure it out..but it's still funny..

i don`t get it ..

if you read the posts before you, you wouldve gotten it thass so sad for the fake father tho

..wat a creepy kid

Naughty naughty. I like the kid though. He's got spunk

Rofl whoa that's kinda creepy..

i heard it in big fish

lol thats pretty sad

haha///// i liike this**

Aww man. Poor dad.
I'm guessing the kid's gonna be saying, " ta ta Mommy " that night.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

yup! I heard this one before from my bro. Its sad though. The milkman is the real dad. I actually think this story is sad and not funny. But i like this story. And yah my bro said its from Big Fish.

.............Lol. That was funny.

LoL! Very nice.


Ta ta kid. Lol.

haha lol

LMao, heard that joke b4...

lol thers like a million jokes out there about the mother cheating on a milkman, mail man, etc but this one is the funniest i wish i had powers to fortell the future
poor kid.... the man was better off dying...

lmao nice i like that

I get it. LMAO

It a old joke thought. Read it somewhere else.

i heard a different versino where a doctor has an inventino that transfers all the pain from child birth to the father during a women's pregnancy.....and ntohing happened ot the dad and when they came home the milkman was dead........

that kid has seriously killer powers!!! power to kill in a matter of a few words!!!

hahahah a bastard child!!!

I didn't get it until i read the posts after that lol.

Haha. Poor dad

Yay for old jokes (this topic is almost 3 years old. hahaha)
It's still pretty funny though.

Holy fudge. This topic was started three years ago? ROFL