this is all sooo tru...haha
Why Men are Happier Than Women!
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
Full Version: y guys are happier than gurls
mods please move to humor =D ty
the one when its says //same job.. more pay// eeh sounds kinda sexist. 
Some are true.
lol this is funny stuff and actually it belongs here because if the girls werent in here they wouldnt no that it was sexist
QUOTE(LiNHy POO @ Jul 30 2004, 9:10 PM)
the one when its says //same job.. more pay// eeh sounds kinda sexist.
i didnt make it up, but ya... it does a lil...haha
hahah most of them are true..but not the 30 second phone convo...my b/f can talk for 3 hours w/ his friends?????...maybe their all gay..hahaha
i think you should add on #36 - after guys have their pleasure they dont have to go through labor
haha funny 
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
hahahha that one stuck out for me...funny
hahahha that one stuck out for me...funny
haha most of this stuff is so true :O
I guess some of them are true. But in any way, it's still funny. :D
No, all wrong. Its because we don't make drama to deal with.
some r sexist and i CAN open my own jar sumtimes...
I'm always able to open my own jar. LOL. And guys don't exactly own the whole garage. :D
I think I should retaliate with my own list..lols
I think I should retaliate with my own list..lols
1. We keep our last name.
Er...how is that a big deal?
2. The garage is all ours.
Not really. If I had a garage, it's half mine.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Yeah right. I would hate planning a wedding. I would make my guy do it. Or there's mom...
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
lol. Chocolate is cool.
5. We can be president.
WHAT?! Girls can be president to. We just don't feel like making ourselves targets for assasins. Behind every great leader there is a girl telling him what to do.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
....er...yah...that's a huge accomplishment...
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
Uh huh. I'm majoring in engineering in my high school. I like mechanics.
8. The world is our urinal.
So? Do the clean thing.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
I wouldn't care.
10. Same work, more pay.
That's just sexist.
11. Wrinkles add character.
I wouldn't care about this either.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
Wedding dress...*shudder*....I'd rather wear jeans and a tee-shirt
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
People who do that aren't worth knowing
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
so?
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
I only wear sneakers...and shoes that FIT me
16. One mood, ALL the time.
I doubt that.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
lol mine do
18. We know stuff about tanks.
So do I.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
lol it takes me one bookbag
20. We can open all our own jars.
I have to open my mom's jars for her.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
I dunno about that...
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
Yeah me to.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
I don't like shopping. So I don't care. I don't even know how much my underwear is.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
Me to. Make-up is just weird. I can't even wear lip gloss. To sticky. Ick.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Yeah. I have 2.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
I don't.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
I don't do this either.
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
lol me to. gets my mom really annoyed
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
Yeah...same
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
......
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
er...if that's a good thing no comment
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
Yeah. I don't even have a wallet. It's called pockets.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
Yep me to.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Who would want one? Not me. Do I don't care about this one, lol.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
I can do it in 30.
Er...how is that a big deal?
2. The garage is all ours.
Not really. If I had a garage, it's half mine.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Yeah right. I would hate planning a wedding. I would make my guy do it. Or there's mom...
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
lol. Chocolate is cool.
5. We can be president.
WHAT?! Girls can be president to. We just don't feel like making ourselves targets for assasins. Behind every great leader there is a girl telling him what to do.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
....er...yah...that's a huge accomplishment...
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
Uh huh. I'm majoring in engineering in my high school. I like mechanics.
8. The world is our urinal.
So? Do the clean thing.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
I wouldn't care.
10. Same work, more pay.
That's just sexist.
11. Wrinkles add character.
I wouldn't care about this either.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
Wedding dress...*shudder*....I'd rather wear jeans and a tee-shirt
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
People who do that aren't worth knowing
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
so?
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
I only wear sneakers...and shoes that FIT me
16. One mood, ALL the time.
I doubt that.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
lol mine do
18. We know stuff about tanks.
So do I.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
lol it takes me one bookbag
20. We can open all our own jars.
I have to open my mom's jars for her.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
I dunno about that...
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
Yeah me to.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
I don't like shopping. So I don't care. I don't even know how much my underwear is.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
Me to. Make-up is just weird. I can't even wear lip gloss. To sticky. Ick.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Yeah. I have 2.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
I don't.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
I don't do this either.
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
lol me to. gets my mom really annoyed
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
Yeah...same
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
......
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
er...if that's a good thing no comment
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
Yeah. I don't even have a wallet. It's called pockets.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
Yep me to.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Who would want one? Not me. Do I don't care about this one, lol.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
I can do it in 30.
this is boys locker,not girls fight about us guys talkin about this topic
2. The garage is all ours.
pssh, not true. Im a girl, and when Im not on the computer Im in the garage working on my go kart. Its pretty much all mine
pssh, not true. Im a girl, and when Im not on the computer Im in the garage working on my go kart. Its pretty much all mine
THIS IS JUST A JOKE!!! Thank you for understanding.
1. We keep our last name.
Yup, but we can keep ours can't we?
2. The garage is all ours.
Dude. I keep all my skateboards and snowboards and surfboards in there...which takes up like the whole garage.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Not really.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
Hmm...how's this bad?
5. We can be president.
Oh. That's why this country is failing.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You don't wear t shirts to water parks.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
Hmm....
8. The world is our urinal.
^^^ So true. Bad boys.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Huh?
10. Same work, more pay.
Bitches.
11. Wrinkles add character.
I guess guys are messy then.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
It's allll about the money eh?
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Rudeness I don't care if that's not a word.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
Neither do mine.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
Yup. Pissed off.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You dial, the other person answers and you hang up. AKA prank calling.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
What kind of tanks?
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
One of my five day vacations requires HALF of your suitcase HAH!!!
20. We can open all our own jars.
What? Oh but the ONLY thing you can open is a jar. Oh I get it.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
What's thoughtfulness?
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
Same.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
Not necessarily.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Same.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Neither do we.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public.
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
Isn't that almost the same as something above?
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
That's why guys are boring...
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
*hiss* You FATTIES!
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
Same.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
Ew you mean chop them off?
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Mustaches are gross.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
Crappy Presents.
I liked the list. It gave me something to do.
1. We keep our last name.
Yup, but we can keep ours can't we?
2. The garage is all ours.
Dude. I keep all my skateboards and snowboards and surfboards in there...which takes up like the whole garage.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Not really.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
Hmm...how's this bad?
5. We can be president.
Oh. That's why this country is failing.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You don't wear t shirts to water parks.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
Hmm....
8. The world is our urinal.
^^^ So true. Bad boys.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Huh?
10. Same work, more pay.
Bitches.
11. Wrinkles add character.
I guess guys are messy then.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
It's allll about the money eh?
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Rudeness I don't care if that's not a word.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
Neither do mine.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
Yup. Pissed off.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You dial, the other person answers and you hang up. AKA prank calling.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
What kind of tanks?
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
One of my five day vacations requires HALF of your suitcase HAH!!!
20. We can open all our own jars.
What? Oh but the ONLY thing you can open is a jar. Oh I get it.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
What's thoughtfulness?
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
Same.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
Not necessarily.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Same.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Neither do we.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public.
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
Isn't that almost the same as something above?
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
That's why guys are boring...
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
*hiss* You FATTIES!
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
Same.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
Ew you mean chop them off?
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Mustaches are gross.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
Crappy Presents.
I liked the list. It gave me something to do.
Guys dont stay in the same mood all the time. I forget what its called but guys can pms without releasing fluid.
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