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A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out." "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
lmfao! poor doggiie!! 
hahaha! so sad..
Lol poor dog.
lol .. funny but sad .. p0or doggie 
..omg. Hahahahhaa. That's hilarious.
rofl...aww man, thast sad
aww.. poor dog.. hehe
haha that is kinda sad, but ssoo funny
hahaha i was cracking up... lol so sad... too bad for the dog 
HAHAHAHAHA. ohmygosh, poor dog!!
ahh i feel bad for the dog
Ahaha, that's what he gets for maturbating 
lmao hahaha so silly
ahahahah funnnny!
hahaha lmao poor dog
omg!!!!... ouh!!! i feel bad for tat dog*
woah
lol
lol
lol! ahh thats prety funny
awww poor dog !!
poor doggie! 
haha..its funny tho 
haha..its funny tho
lmao, that sounds like something my step brother would do. poor puppie-head -__-;;
why would you be jerking off if your dog's right there????... i shudder to think...
why would you be jerking off if your dog's right there????... i shudder to think...
Hahaha...thaz a good one. 
I feel sorry for the poor dog.
Wow, that got me cracking up hard! Also gives me an idea 
QUOTE(seitekiflip @ Jul 30 2004, 2:18 PM)
A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out." "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
Roflmfao.
And I thought it was everytime you masterbate, you kill a kitten.
Damn kids and their pressurized bullet ejaculation!
*shakes fist*
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
*shakes fist*
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
haha lols thats just too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.:tony:.
.:tony:.
ROFL, that's good.
Poor doggy though!
Poor doggy though!
Whoa! That cracked me up. Poor doggie...
lmao the boy musta been doing the dog first ;X
QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Aug 4 2004, 4:47 AM)
Roflmfao.
And I thought it was everytime you masterbate, you kill a kitten.
And I thought it was everytime you masterbate, you kill a kitten.
QUOTE
Damn kids and their pressurized bullet ejaculation!
*shakes fist*
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
*shakes fist*
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
LOL so funny, that kid would be traumatized for the rest of his life(abstinence, anyone?)
lol... poor dog
hahaha that's mad funny pity for the dog though
pity for the dog though
ewwwwwwwwwwwww..................... POOR DOG AND POOR MOM.
I wouldn't want a kid that did.
I wouldn't want a kid that did.
HAHAHA OUCHiEE
wow i seriously pity the boy.
so he whacked off and a bullet came out.
do u know how big a bullet is?
so he whacked off and a bullet came out.
do u know how big a bullet is?
OMG HAHA that would b very good lol
oh the poor dog!
awww. lol.
funny.
omg
Ouch, that would hurt coming out..
QUOTE(hippo @ Aug 16 2004, 4:28 PM)
Ouch, that would hurt coming out..
exactly my point...
lmfao "pressurized bullet ejaculation"
ive heard it before, its funny though
haha nevr heard that b4 very funny
damnit why the dog?
wth? haha, never heard this one before. i feel sorry for the dog.
HAHAH yah! funi...yet sad!!! 
hhhahahahhahahahhahaha gosh thats funny
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