A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.

The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"

The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times.

When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.

The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?"

"I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.

"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American. He responds, "I'll take the Mexican."

lol

haha funny

hehehehe

hahahaha i posted one KINDA like that.. but here it goes:
there was an AMERICAN, and ARMENIAN, a CHINESE, and a MEXICAN in this airplane.
the plane was having trouble, and it was going to go down.
so the pilot says "everyone, grab whatever you have most in your country and exit out of the plane."
the chinese grabs his bag of rice and jumps out the door.
the mexican grabs his bad of beans and jumps out the door.
the american grabs the armenian and jump ou the plane...

haha ;]

haha these are funny

...???... im confuse... ???...

haha lol clever...

LoL I like both of those, whoo....

-Courtney

LOL. i dink i get it o_O

how sad haha

haha, i get it!!! lol
funny...

oh i get it, haha.

haha poor mexican though.. being whipped 10 more times

OMG that is soo flicken sad!! poor mexican! dude, that frikken American is evil

LOL...i actually GET this joke. tsk tsk the Amazon doode should of just get of the of the tribe people and save the American traveler from more pain.

rofl man thats dirty

Lol. Smart xD

lol, ouch

Haha, poor Mexican!

haha!! good stuff thats funny

i just pity the mexican and the guy who chose oil... i mean thats kidna stupid of them, they could've chose liek a brick wall or sumfin... those 2 not very smart the american has more common sense... lol good joke tho