Yeah I'm a guy it's a real shame to post this..=X

M: Hey baby...Your butt's so nice it's a shame you have to sit on it.

F: Well...Not everyone can wear their's on their shoulders.
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M: Hey baby...You must be a GENERAL because you're making my PRIVATES stand at attention.

F: Hmmm...They're still a MAJOR disappointment.
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M: Hey baby...Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered then I nail you!

F: You didn't bring enough WOOD.
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M: Hey baby...You must be from Jamaica because Jamaican me horny!

F: You must be from the Yukon...because Yukon go screw yourself.
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M: Hey baby...You got it going on, now how 'bout i see it coming off?

F: I'm sorry I didn't see the weather channel today...Did Hell freeze over?

haha thats weird how u r a guy, but u still posted these they r funie lol

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Those are funny.


[humps the corner]

lol...well I posted this up to tell the guys these pick up lines don't work anymore so they should stop trying...

haha I love it

haha that is funny!!!!

haha, foonie, i don t get the carpenter, nail, hammered one, explain anyone?

I love this one! lol

lmao. the comebacks are awesome!! =)

ouch, talk about a shot to ur ego

haha, i sent those to my ex gf and now she wont talk to me

M: Hey baby...You must be from Jamaica because Jamaican me horny!

F: You must be from the Yukon...because Yukon go screw yourself.

lol- those r funni

Note: These won't help you in a relationship or make a relationship better lol

IVE GOT ONE!
M:im lost. can you lead me to your room?
F:sorry. i have a terrible sense of direction..
hahaha

haha i like the female lines a lot! nice comebacks

haha....guys usually say:

M: Hey baby...You got it going on, now how 'bout i see it coming off? <---guys are weird when they try to be smooth.

F: I'm sorry I didn't see the weather channel today...Did Hell freeze over?

I love that one!!!

I liked that joke, it cracked me up!

hahaha those r realli funni

LMAOO the last ones two ones are the best OMFG hahaha "yumon go screw urself"

lmao the yukon one is hilarioous!!!

those are alright..not that i can do any better...

i dun think people in these days still use those wack pick up lines do they? lols seems really corny to use if they do use it anyways..

Roflmaoo! hahahahha XD I would sooo say that..