How To Beat A Speeding Ticket.


A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

haha that's funny.... but they would give u a ticket for lieing to the officer. There's no way to win with cops.... stupid pigs!

haha...i wouldnt try that though...i'd just step on it and try to lose the cop

heard dat one b4..pretty funny thoe

lol that's funny but umm some1 already posted that b4

Lol. It might not work though.

haha that is pretty funny, but I doubt it would work

AHAHHA lol thats a good idea =P

hehe my cousin tried it and it worked

haha yeah!

i think that might work for a rookie cop

but otherwise
if i was the cop i would pull out my gun and tell the dude to step out of the vehicle

HAHA
how funny!
haha im gonna try that someday...
>=]

hehe, ima try that sumtime

haha i wonder if that'll reallie work?
maybe i'll try that sometime~

I wouldn't try that. To difficult to do. And what if that officer didn't answer that?

LOL

um...i dont get it..x[

Haha thats funny. I heard that somewhere before.

LOLS. good one.

lol, when i turn 16 and get my permit, i will do that, i will do that. damned cops xDDD

hehe...nice! funny! thats a good one, but i think the other officer will be fired.

LMAO!! i thin if i tried that tho, the cop would just shoot me they're not relly that dumb in life are they...

i love your comments =)

anyways thats a good way to get out of it, my ma and i should have said that when she got it

ROFL, that's really funny.
But I would never try it.

i'll give it a try and see what happens...

lol, kidding xD.

great joke though :P

lol. Funny and wonder waht would happen if you actually would try it.

lol..i wouldn't try that though. haha

im innocent

lmfao im waiting to see it happen in real life

hahhaha i like that *(: