Why Men Are Happier Than Women!

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

lmao... nice one

haha lol that explains alot

i got one face to make ... -_-"

all tru

ha sad but true....

auuughh...that is so true <------is a woman

Haha I didn't read all of them, probably not even half O.O. But it's okay I guess!

-hEaRt <3

how'd u know?

hehehehe, the shaving thing was funny

lol sad but true- but we woman r happi als0! x]

BUT, i can also have a phone conversation in 30 seconds or less, HAH. Im a girl, BUT i dont even use the phone, and i dont want to since it seems VERY boring.

;lol..yea tats true..and u forgot one more thing
they dont have monthly period and also they dont get pregnate.
oops tats 2!

heh not fair ;p

LMAO, it's true but not fair!

LOL... Thats hella funny.

lol i read those but they are still funni... the tshirt to waterpark is the funniest

Lol, not bad. All good reasons. But hey! A woman can be president too!

Very true!



I can relate to that

haha.. yea most of those i relate to but my phone calls..

thats kinda true..

guys may be happier, but girls are smarter

23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

this one aint really true cause mah boxers cost aproximately taht much for 1 lmao buh yeah i guess the other ones might be true later on ;]

wow....its so true....

gahh!! i'm jealous now.. hehe just kidding.. but hey, we girls/women can wear both male and female clothes hehe anyway, um yeah that sucks

http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=30381

HAHA. that maybe trueeee.

i love this one :
8. The kid's coming out of ME. I name it what I want.

haha very true.

haha yes. girls are awesome ^^

yeah this reminds me of my bf and its making me mad...
*piggie*

lmfao i jus realized that a woman posted this.

why oh why!??

thats depressing -_-'