likeachild
Jul 24 2004, 03:42 PM
Blonde Joke
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches
up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,
and knocks
on the door. The trucker lowers the window and she
says,
"Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of
your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up
and
knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the
window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing
some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street. At the third red light, the
same thing happens again. All out of breath, the
blonde
gets out of her car, runs up and knocks on the truck
door. The trucker lowers the ! window. Again she says,
"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of
your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and
races to the next light. When he stops this time, he
hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the
blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,
he says..."Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in
Wisconsin
I'm driving the SALT TRUCK
iZnEedSuMcOkE
Jul 24 2004, 03:48 PM
....i dont get it...
bibliomania
Jul 24 2004, 05:48 PM
tut tut... discriminations against the blondes...
AzNPmPGMr
Jul 24 2004, 09:02 PM
haha... blondes jokes r the funniest..
xBitterxSweetx
Jul 24 2004, 09:38 PM
hmm i get it, it wasn't that funny though. i guess blonde jokes are just getting old.
conster
Jul 24 2004, 10:47 PM
lol its ok i feel bad for blondes
01-supergirl
Jul 25 2004, 02:59 AM
hahahaha. ohmygosh hilariousss.
HuGs_fOr_yOu
Jul 25 2004, 11:01 PM
LOST!
x hYpErRoSeY x
Jul 26 2004, 04:57 PM
lol thats sad
um, y r u ppl discriminating blondes?! xD
dani41790
Jul 26 2004, 05:36 PM
lol man that blonde is dumb
lilteardrop
Aug 11 2004, 11:28 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. good one
tootsie_kiddo
Aug 11 2004, 11:31 AM
hahaha, stupid blond gurl!
F1R3B4T
Aug 11 2004, 12:07 PM
lmfao that was funni
i haf nothin against blondes tho
elmogurly
Aug 11 2004, 06:43 PM
i don't get it. i don't live where the snow falls. hehe. am i blond?
F1R3B4T
Aug 11 2004, 06:46 PM
no. explanation:
the salt truck drops salt over frozen roads so they will melt the ice thus making it less slippery.
the blonde thinks it is some kinda transport trucks and she thinks shes helping the driver
the driver tells her its a salt truck
MasterNe0
Aug 11 2004, 06:49 PM
It a dumb joke for blondes.
F1R3B4T
Aug 11 2004, 06:51 PM
QUOTE(MasterNe0 @ Aug 11 2004, 6:49 PM)
It a dumb joke for blondes.
y do u like to criticize my jokes so much? lets see u post a good joke
seitekiflip
Aug 11 2004, 07:45 PM
haha thats funny
F1R3B4T
Aug 11 2004, 07:45 PM
sry not "my" jokes but the jokes that i find funni
F_L_I_P
Aug 11 2004, 07:48 PM
Dude...im a blonde
-Phil-
F1R3B4T
Aug 11 2004, 07:53 PM
sry flip..
no offence to blondes wat-so-ever
sushiluva
Aug 11 2004, 07:58 PM
EXPLANTATION:
Salt helps melt the ice/snow, and that's what the guy is doing with the truck.
LatinaLady
Aug 11 2004, 09:00 PM
dont matter what kind of jokes you get either for blondes etc... some will make you laugh.
inthemudhole
Aug 11 2004, 10:51 PM
Lmfao.
That was hilarious.
vivieeeen
Aug 15 2004, 04:45 PM
haha that stupid stupid girl!
chica777708
Aug 15 2004, 06:41 PM
idont get it... :( HELP
lozerface87
Aug 15 2004, 08:40 PM
hahahaha she isnt ery smart
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