Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them "The first one who can use the words 'liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you do?
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says.
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"Liver alone. Cheese mine."
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aww lol thats so smart lol
Haha nice.
lol i heard that joke b4
haha, that's funny. smart dog...
thats my dog 
That's funny! I never thought of that! :-D
CLEVER DOG!
CLEVER DOG!
WHY WHERE THE DOGS TALKING?! 
hmm haha yeah ive heard that one before but it was in a different scenario...but still VERY funny
hmm haha yeah ive heard that one before but it was in a different scenario...but still VERY funny
i <3 the taco bell dog
QUOTE(black_cloud10 @ Jul 25 2004, 6:58 PM)
i <3 the taco bell dog
haha yes..the talking chihuahua
lol wow smart dog
Lmao, that's great 
haha really cute
o 0h aha how cute !
lol! thats so funni
hahahaha thats a cute joke.
haha
haha
ohh, that dog is some cute stuff!
haha i cheated and saw the last line first and i started cracking up.
lol
i miss the taco bell dog, i haven't seen him around lately..
i miss the taco bell dog, i haven't seen him around lately..
haha
thats soo cute
thats soo cute
corny.
but cute.
but cute.
Yes, that was very corny. But it's still funny. Lol.. 
thats corny. yet cute. that dog has skills!
lol smart dog.
haha...lol 
haha cool dog
hahah thats cute.
haha i actually never heard this one.
aww lol so cute!!! lol
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