I got bored so I decided to make a post....


What are your favorite lines from movies??

I'll start...here's some from Spaceballs. This movie cracks me up....

Barf: It's like the Temple of Doom or something!

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

Dark Helmet: say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the winnebago.

[refering about the sexy nurse]
Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.

girl:AHhh, YES, FASTER FASTER FASTER,
guy: SHUT UP AND TAKE IT !
girl: HARDER ! HARDER
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Emperor's New Groove

Pacha:Oh No!
Kuzco:Let me guess...were heading for a waterfall?
Pacha:Yep!
Kuzco:Roaring rapids?
Pacha:Yep!
Kuzco:Sharp Rocks at the bottom?
Pacha:Most likely.
Kuzco:Bring it on!

OR

Izma: Pull the lever!
Kronk pulls the lever that drops Izma into the alligator pit. Izma Gets out and head back to the entrance of the secret lab.
Izma: Why do we even have that lever?

...Yeah I know I'm retarded!

Office Space

Tom Smykowski: It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat"! You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO!

Michael Bolton: That is the worst idea I've ever heard!

Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea!

or

Samir: No! Not again! Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam! I swear to God one of these days I'm just going to kick this piece of sh!t out of the window.

"Noah was a drunk, look what he accomplished" - Metatron (Alan Rickman)
"Hey BigBird!! Ready to play the counting game!?! Count the shells suck-a-duck!!" - Jay (Jason Mewes)
"You know what the dead do most in heaven? Watch the living. Especially in the shower" - Rufus the 13th Apostle (Chris Rock)

Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely, but funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier then the faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in Heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

Metatron: Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims that God has spoken to them, they're speaking to me. Or, they're talking to themselves.

Jay: Me lead you?! Lady, look at me. I don't even know where the Hell I am half the time!

Bethany: Were they sent to Hell?
Metatron: Worse . . . Wisconsin . . . for the entire span of human history.

Metatron: You people . . . if there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?


^^All from the movie Dogma

I love those quotes too!!

hahahahahaahahaha.....Emperors New Groove, Office Space, Dogma....they're all so funny

lovin the quotes you guys.

haha..omg

wow... how can u guys even remember those quotes? too bad i cant. i have the shortest memory ever.

never heard of dat movie....

"Caitlin, break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya. Nothing personal."
"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule."
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers."
all said by Randal Graves played by Jeff Anderson
^^from the movie Clerks

"You're going to listen to me? To something I said? Jesus, man, haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know sh**? I mean, half the time I'm just talking out of my ass . . . or sticking my hand in it."
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."
all said by Brodie played by Jason Lee
^^from the movie Mallrats

"Archie was the b!tch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat... he was the king of queen Archie's world. " -Hooper
^^from the movie Chasing Amy (it was the most pg13 quote in the whole flick)

obsessed with the jersey chronicles??? me?? nah......

i got them online