A farmer, Osama Bin Laden, and George Bush were stranded on an island.
The farmer suddenly found a rusty, old lamp under the palm tree so he rubbed it. A genie came out, and said, "I will grant each of you one wish. The farmer may go first since he is the one who found the lamp."
The farmer nodded in agreement and said, "I want my own land full of grown vegetables, ripe fruit, and nice crops."
POOF!
In the blink of an eye, the farmer's wish came true.
The genie pointed to Osama and said, "What is your wish?"
Without hesitation, Osama said, "I want the biggest, largest, tallest, thickest, brick wall that surrounds the whole Afghanistan land so that no one would come in or get out. We'd be the safest land."
POOF!
In the blink of an eye, Osama's dream came true.
The genie pointed to George Bush and said, "What is your wish?"
George Bush thought about it for a minute and asked the genie, "How large is this wall?"
The genie answered, "Its width and length is so great that it is impossible to measure."
George Bush then asked, "Nothing can get in or out?"
The genie nodded. "Nothing can get in or out. Nothing."
George Bush smiled and said,





"Good. Fill it up with water."

speaking of bush.....

i saw that coming.

hehe if only he really was that quick on his feet loving the monkey bush pic ^^ posted it somewhere on here before though, i didn't know it was hosted by dribbleglass

fill it up with water... thats funny,, personally I would have said cement

haha... omg!! i like dis~lolz.. but its mean though**

with water?!?! wut about all the oil? lol jp. but the oil is all bush wants.

really...but the joke is funny, also mean

this was kinda mean...but funny

lmao smart haha

What a waste of water! lol

this joke is inacurate. bush would rather wish for more guns or a pretzil. somthing along those lines. the original joke said "uncle sam". i like the first one better.

lol haha yay 4 bush...its kinda sad that ppl always makin fun of him (i.e. tha monkey pic) but he's a good president.

hahahaah bush is great. =D
GO BUSH!

haha lol man that's clever. kinda mean but realli funni

hahaha omg thats funny