A lawyer and a blonde were sitting next to each other on a plane.
The lawyer was extremely bored and saw that the blonde seemed bored as well. The lawyer said to the blonde, "Let's play a game. If I ask you a question that you don't know the answer to, you must pay me $5. But if you ask me a question that I don't know the answer to, I will pay you $50."
The blonde nodded in agreement.
The lawyer said confidently, "I will go first. What is 57,846,352 times 34,567,624?"
The blonde couldn't do all the calculations in her head so she gave the lawyer $5 without saying a word. Then she said, "What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3?"
The lawyer thought about it for 5 minutes and he finally gave up. He paid the blonde $50.
The lawyer then asked the blonde what the answer was.
The blonde thought about it for a minute and gave the lawyer $5.
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i've heard of this before. its heckka funny. 
...i dont get it
haha thats so funny. see the blonde asked the lawyer a question she didn't know the answer to, and so he ask what the answer was and she doesn't know so she had to pay him 5 dollars.
haha funny...i guess 
haha..i heard that one before..but i still think it's funny..what a smart blonde.
lmao hHAHHAhahha
Haha funny.
QUOTE(strwbrrykiwi23 @ Jul 22 2004, 5:30 PM)
A lawyer and a blonde were sitting next to each other on a plane.
The lawyer was extremely bored and saw that the blonde seemed bored as well. The lawyer said to the blonde, "Let's play a game. If I ask you a question that you don't know the answer to, you must pay me $5. But if you ask me a question that I don't know the answer to, I will pay you $50."
The blonde nodded in agreement.
The lawyer said confidently, "I will go first. What is 57,846,352 times 34,567,624?"
The blonde couldn't do all the calculations in her head so she gave the lawyer $5 without saying a word. Then she said, "What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3?"
The lawyer thought about it for 5 minutes and he finally gave up. He paid the blonde $50.
The lawyer then asked the blonde what the answer was.
The blonde thought about it for a minute and gave the lawyer $5.
The lawyer was extremely bored and saw that the blonde seemed bored as well. The lawyer said to the blonde, "Let's play a game. If I ask you a question that you don't know the answer to, you must pay me $5. But if you ask me a question that I don't know the answer to, I will pay you $50."
The blonde nodded in agreement.
The lawyer said confidently, "I will go first. What is 57,846,352 times 34,567,624?"
The blonde couldn't do all the calculations in her head so she gave the lawyer $5 without saying a word. Then she said, "What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3?"
The lawyer thought about it for 5 minutes and he finally gave up. He paid the blonde $50.
The lawyer then asked the blonde what the answer was.
The blonde thought about it for a minute and gave the lawyer $5.
haha!!!omg! im gonna do tat too!
ahhaha that is sooo sad! But darn, I was hoping that she would've known the answer because MAN, I wanted to know what goes up a hill w/ 4 legs and comes down w/ 3. Does anyone know? =P
haha...that is so funny. i thought she'd know
hahahaha man that blonde is stupid
rofl!!!!. that was funny...at least the blonde got 40 bucks !!
haha
haha
i love dumb blonde jokes
i think she was being smart without even knowing it
even though she didnt know it she fooled him. lol thats a good way to doit =).
lol aw i wanna kno the answer
QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Jul 23 2004, 9:22 PM)
ahhaha that is sooo sad! But darn, I was hoping that she would've known the answer because MAN, I wanted to know what goes up a hill w/ 4 legs and comes down w/ 3. Does anyone know? =P
hmm. i have an answer to a SIMILAR riddle.. but not the same one...
"who has 4 legs in the beginning, 2 in the middle, and 3 in the end?"
-a MAN!
he crawls on all FOURS when hes a baby, walks on 2 when a man, and uses a cane when he is old. =D
LOL, that joke wuz hella funny!
lmao i love that joke!!! its so hilarious! first time i read it i was laffing soo hard!
lol...that guy got ripped off...
lmao she didnt even know!
QUOTE(strwbrrykiwi23 @ Jul 22 2004, 3:30 PM)
A lawyer and a blonde were sitting next to each other on a plane.
The lawyer was extremely bored and saw that the blonde seemed bored as well. The lawyer said to the blonde, "Let's play a game. If I ask you a question that you don't know the answer to, you must pay me $5. But if you ask me a question that I don't know the answer to, I will pay you $50."
The blonde nodded in agreement.
The lawyer said confidently, "I will go first. What is 57,846,352 times 34,567,624?"
The blonde couldn't do all the calculations in her head so she gave the lawyer $5 without saying a word. Then she said, "What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3?"
The lawyer thought about it for 5 minutes and he finally gave up. He paid the blonde $50.
The lawyer then asked the blonde what the answer was.
The blonde thought about it for a minute and gave the lawyer $5.
The lawyer was extremely bored and saw that the blonde seemed bored as well. The lawyer said to the blonde, "Let's play a game. If I ask you a question that you don't know the answer to, you must pay me $5. But if you ask me a question that I don't know the answer to, I will pay you $50."
The blonde nodded in agreement.
The lawyer said confidently, "I will go first. What is 57,846,352 times 34,567,624?"
The blonde couldn't do all the calculations in her head so she gave the lawyer $5 without saying a word. Then she said, "What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3?"
The lawyer thought about it for 5 minutes and he finally gave up. He paid the blonde $50.
The lawyer then asked the blonde what the answer was.
The blonde thought about it for a minute and gave the lawyer $5.
Lol, see, smart blonde. XD
Blonde jokes, can't get tired of them.
Funny.
Funny.
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