iRapediCarly
Aug 17 2010, 10:14 PM
i know, this is painful

but i pick
Simba
Aug 17 2010, 10:15 PM
f*ck you kevin
actually i'd f*ck em both
iRapediCarly
Aug 17 2010, 10:15 PM
nah gotta pick one
Simba
Aug 17 2010, 10:18 PM
i just wanna f*ck every girl in the world
Open up her legs then filet mignon that pussy
I'ma get in and on that pussy, if she let me in I'ma own that pussy
/weezy
Joanne
Aug 17 2010, 10:57 PM
Zooey. I recently heard she's a bit of a bitch too... but she's just soooooooooo gorgeous, I don't give a shit.
iRapediCarly
Aug 17 2010, 11:01 PM
angry sex is best sex just like north korea is best korea
sixfive
Aug 18 2010, 08:16 AM
It's okay y'all go for someone that's just okay looking - I'll take Ellen.
brooklyneast05
Aug 18 2010, 11:38 AM
zooey deschanel is more attractive and looks old enough to like. i go with kevin. but i would probably rather go eat lunch with ellen page. even though it would be like going with my sister. she seems funnier
sixfive
Aug 18 2010, 12:13 PM
and awesomer.
datass
Aug 18 2010, 12:56 PM
QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Aug 19 2010, 12:38 AM)

zooey deschanel is more attractive and looks old enough to like. i go with kevin. but i would probably rather go eat lunch with ellen page. even though it would be like going with my sister. she seems funnier
something like that. ellen page seems like a cute good friend :3
sixfive
Aug 18 2010, 01:35 PM
actually, i like cute over hot. cute usually seems to be accompanied by a more playful personality
Simba
Aug 18 2010, 04:33 PM
11:16:15 PM ric3xboy: zooey is too cute for me
11:16:19 PM ric3xboy: ellen is the
11:16:22 PM ric3xboy: kick ass friend
11:16:31 PM ric3xboy: whose asshole you would suck the shit out of
sixfive
Aug 18 2010, 04:36 PM
i don't find zooey that spectacular :(
Teesa
Aug 18 2010, 04:36 PM
she kind of looks like katy perry
sixfive
Aug 18 2010, 04:38 PM
everyone always says katy perry = ugly zooey but i dont find either attractive
Simba
Aug 18 2010, 04:40 PM
katy perry has huge tits
sixfive
Aug 18 2010, 04:44 PM
i'm not a tit guy though. i don't even care that much for a big ass. i'd rather a girl be fit / not flabby. when i say not flabby, that means i'm not even that into fit girls that are "curvy" that doesn't mean i won't like them but i have an obvious preference for thin / fit
Simba
Aug 18 2010, 04:46 PM
in other words, asian girls and ellen page.
yep.
sixfive
Aug 18 2010, 04:51 PM
yep but not yep at the same time lol
JackRapington
Aug 18 2010, 06:28 PM
Ellen > zoey > Katy.
sixfive
Aug 18 2010, 07:40 PM
QUOTE(spambot @ Aug 18 2010, 06:28 PM)

Ellen > zoey > Katy.
one thing we can agree on
brooklyneast05
Aug 18 2010, 07:45 PM
QUOTE
MA: If you don’t mind me saying – you look a lot younger than you are, - which is handy for playing a sixteen year old, but do people generally treat you as younger?
EP: I can’t even begin to tell you, it’s a daily thing. I really believe that ageism exists and I suffer from it. I am sometimes treated really badly because I do look young. People always think I’m younger than I am and I’m often asked for my driving license.
we need to fight ageism guys
sixfive
Aug 18 2010, 07:47 PM
I'll protect her from all the bullies.
JackRapington
Aug 18 2010, 07:50 PM
fat people > Ellen page
sixfive
Aug 18 2010, 08:15 PM
QUOTE(spambot @ Aug 18 2010, 07:50 PM)

fat people > Ellen page
f*ck off
Gigi
Aug 18 2010, 08:40 PM
Ellen, because Zooey was SO f*ckING ANNOYING in 500 Days of Summer. And also kind of a bitch on Top Chef Masters (and that was her IRL).
Though I find Zooey more attractive, I feel like she tries too hard to maintain this cutesy wide-eyed indie songstress hipster-with-bangs image. Ellen is just way cooler and more bad-ass. Def rather be friends with Ellen.
brooklyneast05
Aug 18 2010, 08:46 PM
hey i just watched her on top chef masters today!
smash
Aug 18 2010, 08:46 PM
Zooey is funny but i can only stand so much of her. her voice gets annoying after a while. i'm goin with Ellen just because she doesn't annoy me.
Gigi
Aug 18 2010, 08:52 PM
QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Aug 18 2010, 05:46 PM)

hey i just watched her on top chef masters today!
The guy asked her to sing a song (because she said she sang) and she just gave him a look! If you don't want people asking you to sing something, don't say you sing! Good God. I can see her being such a diva IRL.
And yet, I like her gorgeousness (and her music) enough to buy tickets for She & Him.
iRapediCarly
Aug 18 2010, 08:53 PM
QUOTE(Gigi @ Aug 18 2010, 06:52 PM)

The guy asked her to sing a song (because she said she sang) and she just gave him a look! If you don't want people asking you to sing something, don't say you sing! Good God. I can see her being such a diva IRL.
thats why you gotta stick a pillow in her mouth and TEAR DAT ASS UP
Herizon Action
Aug 19 2010, 12:03 AM
Ellen is cutesy cutesy cutesy and Zooey is hipster hipster hipster
LittleMissSunshine
Aug 19 2010, 12:16 PM
zooey has a class and ellen got an assss! whoooooo.
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