There were 3 green berets that got lost in a jungle while on a mission. They stumbled upon a village and were instantly taken captive by the natives in the village. They were all held captive and were awaiting their fates while being locked up. Finally, one of the head people in the village came over and told them all that they had to face punishment for trespassing in their village. He told them they would be taken out 1 by 1 and they had to choose either 'jumbojumbo' or death. So then he takes the first guy out to the leader of the village and the leader asks him... do you want 'jumbojumbo' or death? The guy is thinking... I dunno what 'jumbojumbo' is but it's gotta be better than death. So he tells the leader... I want 'jumbojumbo.' As soon as he says that the leader starts to ring a bell really loud and all the men in the village come out, line up, and drop their pants. After they are done... the guy goes back to where the other guys are held and he walks in really sore and he can't even talk. The other guys don't know what happened and are getting kinda scared. Then they bring the 2nd guy out of their holding cell to go talk to the leader. He asks the soldier the same question and the soldier thinks the same think... 'jumbojumbo' is probably better than death even if i don't know what it is. So he says it and the same thing happens.. the leader rings the bell, the men come out, line up, and drop their pants. So afterward the 2nd guy goes back and he is really sore too but he is able to talk a little. He tells the 3rd guy... no matter what they ask you... choose death... trust me it's better than 'jumbojumbo.' So the 3rd guy says ok and goes out to the leader. The leader asks the same question and the 3rd guy, remembering what the 2nd guy said, chooses death.

This time... the leader gets real excited and rings the bell even louder and faster! As the guys come running out the leader yells, "Death by jumbojumbo!!!"

ewie

thats nasty and hilarious

thats mad sick...hahah but funny. sounds a little like the guys at my school...

HAHAHA
how sad! hahaaah

OMG lol! poor guy...

lol.

gross!!!

eww...that is so disgusting, but it is funny

haha omg that's nasty but realli funni