A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."

The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?"

"Sarah Finkel, room 302."

"I'll connect you with the nursing station."

"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"

"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."

"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon."

The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!"

The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend!"

"Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me shit.



Thats for all of you who've been in the hospital before

I wanna do that one day...=\

lol that was funny..and it isn't such a bad idea

man that was funny yet cool lols









.:tony:.

haha, that's funny. maybe i'll do that one day...

lol that's funni. kinda dirty that they dont tell her anything

Haha I get it.

that is so good!!!
good way to find out stuff. by doing it on your own

hehe.....thats sooo cool!! SO smart!

lmao hahaha

hahaha i should of done that when i was in the hospital

haha
the hospital never tells you ANYTRING.
>=O

haha, that was cute

you can try it... but it won't work.

if you've worked in a hospital you'll know, they can't tell you anything on the phone.
and you have to freaking ask them.

working around the system, gotta try that one day, lol

lolz.... i wouldnt do it...lolz...but still it cracks me up though.lol

That's pretty clever.

Lol, thank you! For makin' me laugh. I should do that next time if I ever end up in the hospital again for a day or more.. Lols.

haha smart lady

haha, i knew it was her all along

LMAO!!! this is funny yet at the same time, it sounds like somethihng that would seriously happen dont they have caller id at the hospital?

HEHE this lady is smart =D

haha! thats so cool! lol..very funny...

100TH POST!!! WHOO- HOO!!

LOL, i'm gonna do that when i end up in a hospital sumday

wow lol

I've worked at a hostpital's info desk before transferring calls...and no, they don't have caller id. At least not at the one I worked at. So it would be easy to do. Wish I would have found this joke sooner, cause my roommate was in the hospital last January and maybe this way we could have learned what was going on

Yeah, well my doctor told me I was gonna die... but then after a few days, she told me I might be alright. Yeah.. stupid dungue.

LMAO!!hahahahahaha!!!!!!

smart !

I get it...but it doesn't make me laugh..maybe I'll try that one day...

lols sarah's pretty smart thens ;]

It true, It hard to find out about your condition in a busy public hospital.

Funny and true still.

omg!!!! lolz!!! im gonna try tat someday.... only if i'll be in a hospital

lmfao thats smart!

puahahahahahhahhhhhhaha *(:

HAHA thats hilarious lol