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boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to \
| execute a job? A: Four, three to hold |
\ it down, and one to rip its head off. /
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boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay
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/ You are sick, twisted and perverted. I \
\ like that in a person.                 /
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boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Q: What is the difference between Texas \
\ and yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.      /
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boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay
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< You should go home. >
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boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Your fly might be open (but don't check \
\ it just now).                           /
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boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay
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/ You are dishonest, but never to the \
\ point of hurting a friend.          /
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boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Excellent time to become a missing \
\ person.                            /
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This cow is mean to me.

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boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowthink
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( You have a reputation for being        )
( thoroughly reliable and trustworthy. A )
( pity that it's totally undeserved.     )
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He even thinks mean things.
creole
try having cyber with it
mipadi
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fera-imp-60 ~ $ fortune | cowsay
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/ Don't force it, get a larger hammer. \
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\ -- Anthony                           /
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That's what she said!
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