Wow this is realli active..


You microwave people???
With the same microwave I used for the popcorn? *hands her the bowl and goes into the bushes to vomit*

no pun intended. Good one. But tell me this how do you know that your religion is the right one?

well, that's nice.

if i'm wrong i burn for eternity for not beliving

if you're wrong, you burn only for the bad things you've done, if you've done any.

that's why i like my religion and am not converting. because if i'm right, then less peopel suffer.

come on! it's a debate forum. argue a little.

hey! i want popcorn too.

*steals emeral knight's chair while he's up vomiting. *

now, let's see about that popcorn.

there...are no reasons. you convert if thats what you believe. what reason is there besides your own beliefs. there is no reason you have to believ in somehting

well that's not a good reason IMO...

cuz life and the afterlife isn't all pretty and dandy... there's gon' be consequences for our sins if we don't give our lives to Jesus... ahh, i'm done here

later... PayCe ~1~

well, show's over i guess. who's up for a movie?

*pat pat* there, there.

If I can beat someone to death with brass knuckles and revel in their blood, then I can certainly microwave you.

But worry not, I'm only interested in popcorn... WHICH I REFUSE TO SHARE sadolakced acid. Over my dead body.

grrrrrrr. i want popcorn!!

fine. i'll make my own. let's see that microwave...

grumble. uninspiredfae, please remeber to remove body parts from the microwave after you're done.

Haha you guys are too silly

Oh... sorry... I forgot. It's not that bad, just take the bloody arm out, and everything's nice and clean.... YOU might want to sterilize it a bit though....



Who's silly? Are you talking to ME??? Do you want to "meat" the microwave?

my popcorn tastes like blood. maybe i should have sterilized it.

no problem... i'll just swith bowls with uninspiredfae. it looks the same... just with red spots.

mmm, my popcorn tastes like blood..... yummmmmmmmy.

Where can I get more?

*searches for emeraldknight* <--fresh blood.

Hey... ermm... am I going to Hell for this?

haha. maybe they have popcorn there.

you wouldn't need a microwave, that's for sure.

*runs* what is the debate forum coming to nowadays...

grumble. out of regular popcorn now.

sigh. i guess the blood isn't that bad.

i think there is a vampire in our mist.

do you think she'll let me have some more popcorn?

Volunteer and see..

My cooking pot.

And you're the first ingredient. Hey, don't run! Come back... I'll share what I cook, promise!

Anyway, there isn't really anything to debate anymore...

Religion has been over debated and everything else... is I don't know...



But I like my food extra crispy and extra bloody, too. I'll order a toaster or a frying pan and order some "ketchup" bottles.

I vote we debate if you're a vampire or not..


Memo to self: Keep far away from uninspiredfae (haha that rhymed )

... i... i'm... i'm not the second ingredient, am i? i tell you , sadolakced acid is corrosive as hell.

thanks for the popcorn.

i vote she is a vampire.

those ketchup bottle are empty and i don't like the way she's looking at me with that syringe.

grumble. i hope it doesn't hurt

and i still get popcorn.

Who gave her a syringe?


Erm.. what is sadolakced acid anyways?

Who me? No! Of course not! Don't be sil----mmm you're still around I see...

Uh, I mean I'm no stinking vampire... I just like the taste of humans... I like to think of myself as a connoisseur of... human flesh...



Don't do that, buddy, pal... have a seat in that oven over there, and I'll give you some left over popcorn.



Corrosive, just the way I like 'it'. 'Normal' food is so bland nowdays.

*crawls under a rock and hides*

Haha amazing how offtrack we are..

sadolakced acid is the universal solvent.

must be kept in an electromagnetic beaker.

well, i made up sadolakced and it rhymed with acid.

i think she got the syringe from the AIDS in africa board.

oh darn. she's finished a batch. ONLY A LITTLE, i say.

Don't use too much sadolakced acid.. you're using up my posts, uninsp-

Hahaha I still can't pronounce it right

it's pronouced sad-o-lack-said

yea, it's tricky. it was hard making it pronouncable when i made it up.

is the vampire, i mean uninspiredfae gone yet?

Oh, haha I understand now..

*is still under the rock*

*scratches head*, now where did that boy go... I'm hungry and I don't care for cooked food anymore.

\

Amazing indeed. But what's more amazing is how hungry I am.



*Injects syringe in vein while distracting you*, will you look at that cute teddy? Oh look! More teddies!

oh. well that didn't really hurt that much.

wait. why is the oven still on?

muhahahhahahha.

watch your syringe melt before your eyes!!! watch it fall upon the floor and melt that!!

watch- no. NO. you keep that AWAY FROM MEEEEE-

tugs at gag.

Hahaha I wonder what'll happen next on "Debaters Gone Mad"

*continues filming from below rock*

*mumbles incomprehensiblelly.*
*takes emerald knight's camera*

rigs it up to shoot acid
melts a hole in the wall.

remebers that his saliva is acid too
licks the gag.

well, that was interesting.

now let me have some of that popcorn.

you're right. corrosive is good.

I vote that Sadolakced Acid is cheating

I vote that both of you be put into the oven... and YOU MR.ACID, DON'T ruin my oven or else I'll eat you alive!!!!

no one asked you!

it's not cheating if you get away with it.

anyways, uninspiredfae is at the buffet right now, convincing the chef to add something from a ketchup bottle to the food.

at least, i think it's her.

oh darn she's back. or it wasn't her.

Eat him first! *points at SA [i'm going to call you that, alright? its too hard to spell ])

i vote we sharpen this wooden spoon into a stake and see what it can do with uninspiredfae.

haha. yea, SA is fine. of you could put sadolakced acid on your clipboard, like i did with uninspiredfae. i can't spell that well. emerald knight is easy tho.

*returns from the buffet line with a mouthful of EmeraldKnight's arm*....

YOU'RE next Mr. Corrosive.

Just write "fae".

I'm too lazy.. so I'll just do "SA"
Well.. now, I wouldnt resort to violence, but given the circumstances..

What's the plan?

You don't scare me... INFACT, I'm hungry again just looking at you................................................. You still got your other arm, I see.

plan A is, we take the spoon and the meat cleaver and pound it in her heart.

plan B is... well, there is not plan B, seeing as if we fail in plan A, we're forever prisioners of fae.

*cringe* *wonders what fae smoked to become this way *


That's very reassuring.... I dont want to get eaten..

[funny how we're discussing all this given the title of the thread..]

You see that pile of ashes over there? ->>> X+_{+ <<<- They were bones... I smoked them all.



You can try that.. but I'm quick.. real quick.. catch me if you can... or else I'll catch you first.

a more accurate title to the thread, or the last half, would be

a vampire, a corrosive boy, and a knight.

alright, let's try this.

you take the spoon in your good arm, i'll take the meat cleaver and the video camera that shoots acid.

let's get fae.

Hahaha

Erm.. after you..

Bring it on you tasty morsels you.

This reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.. fae being the bunny

I've never seen it, but was the bunny half cannibal and half vampire?

The bunny ate the knights.. which is why I'm particularly terrified...

I'm thinking SA chickened out...