My wrist was recently giving me problems on heavy exercises. Wrapping it up and taking plenty of fish oil has seem to done the trick for it, but just to be safe I decided to buy a glucosamine-chondroitin-MSM supplement for extra joint cartilage reinforcement, "Animal Flex". Whoa, that like totally appeals to my rebellious nature. I demand my proprietary joint powder to be representative of what I'm all about. But as I was reading the nutritional info, I couldn't help but notice:

Other ingredients: shark cartilage

Wow, maybe I scoffed too soon. I'm sure that's some filler additive that you don't want to find in your pills, but f*ck that. That rules. So with this as my inspiration I designed my own product in Microsoft Paint (this is 100% free hand, you propagandist dogs).

And don't ****ing move this to Art. I want people to be attracted by the sales pitch. If this is moved then you've only admitted defeat by way of my casual Paint scribbles being qualified enough for that.

i like it. ive always thought the t-rex had terribly small arms but now you had just made them look so much stronger and attractive. thanks

Oh yeah, don't even get me started on that. Paleontology has completely ruined the image of dinosaurs lately in the name of "accuracy" (what the hell is this) and I have a lot of great ideas for improvements. The problem is finding scientists smart enough to use them.

Oh how i miss billy mays.....

to much time on your hands bro...way to much time...

Mind if I tweet(advertise) this to about 600 people? So epic. Where can I buy it?

Gay dinosaur?



But yeah, Joint X, really does work. It's true, you heard it from me, and I guarantee I am not an actor nor an ignorant person that uses sarcasm and "spammy" content in his posts.

Hahaha I love how the shark has legs. And very muscular ones, too. I think you should add some color to your ad.

Gee, thanks. Now it just looks unrealistic.

^ Looks like a flower. The color targets a completely different crowd.

Blame manny, not me.

Don't goad me into doing something I didn't particularly want to do in the first place and then whine when the result is less than satisfying, because you're the one taking artistic liberties there. Also if that's what a flower looks like to you then your garden probably needs to be shaved.

LOL well hey, at least now we know it looks better in black and white.

wow look at dem quads

Thanks, I used a mirror for reference.