The Boyfriend Line: when a woman announces in an unexpected way that she has a boyfriend after the fact (after the task has been accomplished by you for her benefit). This is more powerful than the infamous insult "f*ck you".

Example: a female classmate asks you to help her study. You'd rather go home, but whatever. After the study session, you ask if she'd like to accompany you to lunch. Her response: "I can't. I'm suppose to meet my boyfriend. I'm sorry. (We're going to f*ck and laugh at you).

Women, do you do this on purpose? Do you get off on it? I just want to know lol.

Furthermore, watch this. I'd like to shake a man's hand that carries himself accordingly.

LOLOLOL.

yeah i do it on purpose... haha gets things done .

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Hah if I told someone I had a bf, they'd be like LOLWUT, U LIE.

Bitches.

That said, I've never used that line. I'm not a whore like that.

truth. and i do, too. a friend is just a friend, a study buddy is just a study buddy.

same. i feel kinda bad tho.. i mean i prolly wouldnt even do it in the 1st place tho but then again guys shouldnt assume or get their hopes up too quik

I'm sure this has happened unintentionally. I mean, sometimes when a girl asks a guy if he can help her study one-on-one she'll have just the intention of studying but he might have higher expectations of the night.

Aw, he kicked the dogs. haha

See, this is why you ask her to lunch before you proceed with the studying.

He just wanted to go home in the first place. What he should've said was "sorry I cant cause I'm going home, because I'm hungry".

^ It's his fault because it wasn't a sure thing :p

No, but a guy has done it to me. f*ck you.

this only frustrates/angers me because i feel its super conceited to use the boyfriend line (as an intent to flee the scene). by using it in that sense, its automatically assuming the guy wants to get with you. can a man be hungry and invite you to be hungry with him without being prosecuted? gotdamn.

and abby, kicked that fool in the inner thigh, but not the balls. balls are only for serious offenses.

btw, this is just a scenario cause if this did happen to me, i wouldve flipped a shit and blogged about it by now.

yeah i see where you're going. it's quite irritating.

but then aren't you just assuming that she's assuming that? what if she just naturally talks about her boyfriend? if she has to meet up with him, why would she even think about hiding it by saying "oh i have to meet up with a friend" instead of "boyfriend"? i don't think it's conceited at all.

Then thats not the boyfriend line. You can tell who uses the boyfriend line. It's a distinct sound in the ear lol.

maybe they just don't like you and think of you only as a tool, you dipshit.


ever think of it that way?

Read the whole topic first. It's ok. I understand.

you actually don't.
and, no, i don't feel like reading the entire topic.

thanks ;-)

ok

were you born a f a g g ot?

where's this hate coming from?

Nope. The media did it. Move along if you don't have any real input.

I know right.
f*cking men do it to. also finding out the girl you like is straight and wont flex on experimenting...

if i was a girl and bi, i wouldn't even dare f*cking experiment with you. f*cking gross.

f*ck YOU.

aww i missed you too midget.

lmfao! ^

Exactly. I would have done the same.

wow i love all that whale action.

Jesus Christ that was a bloody start to my morning

lol, lyrics from a Mastodon song. I laughed so hard when I saw this cause as I was reading it the song was playing in my mind.

what about the "sorry, i'm gay" line?