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HeartOfPandora
Girls suck. Lots of them (not all, but lots) are so bitchy and whiny and omgloljk all the time about everything, not to mention petty! Why the f*ck do we like them?!

Personally, I like a calm girl who knows how to think rationally and doesn't explode with RAWRWRATH (or omgcrycryemocut) if things aren't perfect or something goes wrong. Someone who can take care of herself and get way crazy (in the good way) at times. Also, a girl who can keep herself in tiptop shape, because it's über sexy. But definitely the boobs. Not too big, not too small. Perky, mid B cup, om nom nom. Ever seen DD titties irl? Eeew...I promise you, even with pushup bras, they're saggy by like age 18. T-T

Side question, why do girls wear sweatpants slippers and trashy sweaters to school, but then do their makeup and curl their hair and accessorise with shiny things?! IT'S NOT CLASSY. IT LOOKS STUPID. I've never done that shit, and I never will tbh. Do you even find this attractive? I lose a little bit of respect for girls who do this.

With all those stupid girls out there (and icky boobies), why aren't we all just attracted to men or asexual or shit like that?! Discuss.
Mike
Aren't you a girl?
HeartOfPandora
^ Why yes, I do have a vagina. BUT TWO BOOBS ARE NOT ENOUGH. Need moar. <3
IWontRapeYou
That sounded pretty bitchy to me.
Maccabee
QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Oct 31 2009, 02:15 PM) *
That sounded pretty bitchy to me.

pwnd.

guys can be like that too.
brooklyneast05
QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Oct 31 2009, 02:15 PM) *
That sounded pretty bitchy to me.

HeartOfPandora
That's it, no more sexual attraction for me. I am now (forcibly) asexual.

/beats up Soul Calibur
buckwild-kingdom
i love tits and ass
timoj
i think 3rd boob would be a turn off...
doughnut
QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Nov 1 2009, 03:15 AM) *
That sounded pretty bitchy to me.

and its not someone's fault if they have AA or DD boobs, unless they were unnatural ones.
Beenly
QUOTE(HeartOfPandora @ Oct 31 2009, 11:53 AM) *
Girls suck. Lots of them (not all, but lots) are so bitchy and whiny and omgloljk all the time about everything, not to mention petty! Why the f*ck do we like them?!

Personally, I like a calm girl who knows how to think rationally and doesn't explode with RAWRWRATH (or omgcrycryemocut) if things aren't perfect or something goes wrong. Someone who can take care of herself and get way crazy (in the good way) at times. Also, a girl who can keep herself in tiptop shape, because it's über sexy. But definitely the boobs. Not too big, not too small. Perky, mid B cup, om nom nom. Ever seen DD titties irl? Eeew...I promise you, even with pushup bras, they're saggy by like age 18. T-T

Side question, why do girls wear sweatpants slippers and trashy sweaters to school, but then do their makeup and curl their hair and accessorise with shiny things?! IT'S NOT CLASSY. IT LOOKS STUPID. I've never done that shit, and I never will tbh. Do you even find this attractive? I lose a little bit of respect for girls who do this.

With all those stupid girls out there (and icky boobies), why aren't we all just attracted to men or asexual or shit like that?! Discuss.



maybe you just have lots of fake preppy girls at your school? ;/
HeartOfPandora
QUOTE(Beenly @ Nov 3 2009, 02:38 PM) *
maybe you just have lots of fake preppy girls at your school? ;/
Lots of racists, alcoholics and druggies, too...it's so bad here. :x
instantmusic
Personally, I like a girl that sticks to one dick. That's always a plus.
superstitious
I don't know, I've seen some pretty hot double D girls. It depends on how the boobs work with the rest of the package. Symmetry and such.

You could join a nunnery.
itanium
I agree with OP.
JENNYGETSILLAY
QUOTE(instantmusic @ Nov 3 2009, 05:50 PM) *
Personally, I like a girl that sticks to one dick. That's always a plus.


seriously, eff hooeesss ;)
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