likeachild
Jul 13 2004, 08:11 PM
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
dani41790
Jul 14 2004, 02:23 AM
wtf man that judge is stupid. doesn he noe that the guy controls the arm
islandkiss
Jul 14 2004, 12:07 PM
how the hell did he become a lawyer anyway?
bored2death08
Jul 14 2004, 04:30 PM
haha.thats great..if only i had a prostesic(sp??) arm....
xtremeliquid
Jul 14 2004, 06:24 PM
Haha I get it.
hybrid
Jul 14 2004, 07:17 PM
Hahah, tsk tsk tsk.
LatinaLady
Jul 14 2004, 08:57 PM
hell no thatis just so stupid. lol. lucky for him
liquidize
Jul 14 2004, 09:02 PM
lol , stupid judge. clever lawyer
Mireh
Jul 16 2004, 10:23 PM
Aha! That was so stupid!
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