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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
dani41790
wtf man that judge is stupid. doesn he noe that the guy controls the arm
islandkiss
how the hell did he become a lawyer anyway?
bored2death08
haha.thats great..if only i had a prostesic(sp??) arm....
xtremeliquid
Haha I get it.
hybrid
Hahah, tsk tsk tsk. shifty.gif
LatinaLady
hell no thatis just so stupid. lol. lucky for him
liquidize
lol , stupid judge. clever lawyer
Mireh
Aha! That was so stupid! laugh.gif
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