As everyone here knows, I have some pretty weird health problems. Like blood in my semen and green pee. Well I have had the flu for about 4 days and now I have started getting really sweaty. I feel like someone sick 100 years ago. And I was thinking. What if I have swine flu? I hate doctors but I think i want to go to one to get some medicine. But wouldnt it be awesome if I had swine flu?!?! I could tell people "o ya, I have swine flu" and they would be like "holy crap! so it isnt just a joke the government was playing to try and stimulate the economy!?".
Thoughts?
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LOL.
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A friend of mine had swine flu. He ended up in isolation for a week.
QUOTE(Buttsex @ Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM) 
A friend of mine had swine flu. He ended up in isolation for a week.
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Bitch yeah! Let's get it, just to say we got it.
"DON'T LOOK AT ME, YOU MIGHT CATCH MY SWINE FLU."
"DON'T LOOK AT ME, YOU MIGHT CATCH MY SWINE FLU."
QUOTE(Buttsex @ Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM)
A friend of mine had swine flu. He ended up in isolation for a week.
awesome.
You have blood in your semen? 
Wait don't answer that.
Wait don't answer that.
if you had swine flu.....no no no dont tease me
QUOTE(jcp @ Sep 7 2009, 04:18 PM)
awesome.
No, that's not awesome at all.
QUOTE(Buttsex @ Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM)
A friend of mine had swine flu. He ended up in isolation for a week.
Same he was on lock down for about 9 days. I felt so bad for him. He has the worst luck when it comes to his health.
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