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Maccabee
As everyone here knows, I have some pretty weird health problems. Like blood in my semen and green pee. Well I have had the flu for about 4 days and now I have started getting really sweaty. I feel like someone sick 100 years ago. And I was thinking. What if I have swine flu? I hate doctors but I think i want to go to one to get some medicine. But wouldnt it be awesome if I had swine flu?!?! I could tell people "o ya, I have swine flu" and they would be like "holy crap! so it isnt just a joke the government was playing to try and stimulate the economy!?".

Thoughts?
iDecay
LOL.
sixfive
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it's such a clear day.
Go ridin' in,
your sweet lullabies,
come fly away.
wwwww
A friend of mine had swine flu. He ended up in isolation for a week.
sixfive
QUOTE(Buttsex @ Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM) *
A friend of mine had swine flu. He ended up in isolation for a week.


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HeartOfPandora
Bitch yeah! Let's get it, just to say we got it.

"DON'T LOOK AT ME, YOU MIGHT CATCH MY SWINE FLU."
Maccabee
QUOTE(Buttsex @ Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM) *
A friend of mine had swine flu. He ended up in isolation for a week.

awesome.
Janette
You have blood in your semen? blink.gif Wait don't answer that.
iRapediCarly
if you had swine flu.....no no no dont tease me
wwwww
QUOTE(jcp @ Sep 7 2009, 04:18 PM) *
awesome.

No, that's not awesome at all.
JackRapington
QUOTE(Buttsex @ Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM) *
A friend of mine had swine flu. He ended up in isolation for a week.

Same he was on lock down for about 9 days. I felt so bad for him. He has the worst luck when it comes to his health.
tailoredtrouble
I know this is old, but I had swine flu.
.... jus sayin'
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Cyanide-
I had swine flu...it was annoying but I survived.
tokyo-rose
QUOTE(tailoredtrouble @ Jun 1 2010, 10:46 PM) *
I know this is old, but I had swine flu.
.... jus sayin'
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QUOTE(Tomates @ Jun 1 2010, 11:00 PM) *
I had swine flu...it was annoying but I survived.

That's good for you, I suppose. I don't recall if H1N1 if immunizes you once you've recovered from it as chickenpox does. Speaking of, the latter is why I have a scar at the end of my nose that I used to dislike but have learned to live with. At least H1N1 didn't leave you with a physical reminder of your ordeal.
creole
Having swine flu is not cool. It's like saying the bubonic plague is the newest trend.
Cyanide-
I ended up getting a mild version from the spray that they shoot up your nose.
Blyat
oink oink oink oink
tokyo-rose
QUOTE(Tomates @ Jun 2 2010, 07:01 PM) *
I ended up getting a mild version from the spray that they shoot up your nose.

It was probably an inoculating spray?
Matsumoto
I know several people who had swine flu, including my boyfriend. Definitely not awesome.
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