Maccabee
Sep 7 2009, 12:38 PM
As everyone here knows, I have some pretty weird health problems. Like blood in my semen and green pee. Well I have had the flu for about 4 days and now I have started getting really sweaty. I feel like someone sick 100 years ago. And I was thinking. What if I have swine flu? I hate doctors but I think i want to go to one to get some medicine. But wouldnt it be awesome if I had swine flu?!?! I could tell people "o ya, I have swine flu" and they would be like "holy crap! so it isnt just a joke the government was playing to try and stimulate the economy!?".
Thoughts?
iDecay
Sep 7 2009, 12:43 PM
LOL.
sixfive
Sep 7 2009, 01:55 PM
I'm glidin' in the beautiful sky,
it's such a clear day.
Go ridin' in,
your sweet lullabies,
come fly away.
wwwww
Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM
A friend of mine had swine flu. He ended up in isolation for a week.
sixfive
Sep 7 2009, 03:28 PM
QUOTE(Buttsex @ Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM)

A friend of mine had swine flu. He ended up in isolation for a week.
owned
HeartOfPandora
Sep 7 2009, 03:55 PM
Bitch yeah! Let's get it, just to say we got it.
"DON'T LOOK AT ME, YOU MIGHT CATCH MY SWINE FLU."
Maccabee
Sep 7 2009, 04:18 PM
QUOTE(Buttsex @ Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM)

A friend of mine had swine flu. He ended up in isolation for a week.
awesome.
Janette
Sep 7 2009, 05:39 PM
You have blood in your semen?

Wait don't answer that.
Maccabee
Sep 7 2009, 10:25 PM
iRapediCarly
Sep 9 2009, 06:08 PM
if you had swine flu.....no no no dont tease me
wwwww
Sep 9 2009, 06:40 PM
QUOTE(jcp @ Sep 7 2009, 04:18 PM)

awesome.
No, that's not awesome at all.
JackRapington
Sep 9 2009, 06:46 PM
QUOTE(Buttsex @ Sep 7 2009, 02:17 PM)

A friend of mine had swine flu. He ended up in isolation for a week.
Same he was on lock down for about 9 days. I felt so bad for him. He has the worst luck when it comes to his health.
tailoredtrouble
Jun 1 2010, 09:46 PM
I know this is old, but I had swine flu.
....
jus sayin'
Cyanide-
Jun 1 2010, 10:00 PM
I had swine flu...it was annoying but I survived.
tokyo-rose
Jun 2 2010, 02:02 PM
QUOTE(tailoredtrouble @ Jun 1 2010, 10:46 PM)

I know this is old, but I had swine flu.
....
jus sayin' 
QUOTE(Tomates @ Jun 1 2010, 11:00 PM)

I had swine flu...it was annoying but I survived.
That's good for you, I suppose. I don't recall if H1N1 if immunizes you once you've recovered from it as chickenpox does. Speaking of, the latter is why I have a scar at the end of my nose that I used to dislike but have learned to live with. At least H1N1 didn't leave you with a physical reminder of your ordeal.
creole
Jun 2 2010, 04:57 PM
Having swine flu is not cool. It's like saying the bubonic plague is the newest trend.
Cyanide-
Jun 2 2010, 06:01 PM
I ended up getting a mild version from the spray that they shoot up your nose.
Blyat
Jun 2 2010, 07:31 PM
oink oink oink oink
tokyo-rose
Jun 2 2010, 08:57 PM
QUOTE(Tomates @ Jun 2 2010, 07:01 PM)

I ended up getting a mild version from the spray that they shoot up your nose.
It was probably an inoculating spray?
Matsumoto
Jun 3 2010, 12:13 AM
I know several people who had swine flu, including my boyfriend. Definitely not awesome.
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