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Found child pornography on /g/. It is a good day.
QUOTE(Buttsex @ Sep 18 2009, 11:35 PM) 
Found child pornography on /g/. It is a good day.
QUOTE(Buttsex @ Sep 19 2009, 12:35 AM)
Found child pornography on /g/. It is a good day.
you're gross
Mine is weird. I went in for a physical (not the type Teesa goes to 
) and my doctor needed to check my vision and all he did was hold up two fingers and say, "HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?!" I told him, "2..." and he was like "OK 20/20 VISION." ... 
) and my doctor needed to check my vision and all he did was hold up two fingers and say, "HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?!" I told him, "2..." and he was like "OK 20/20 VISION." ...
QUOTE(iDecay @ Sep 19 2009, 01:41 AM)
Mine is weird. I went in for a physical (not the type Teesa goes to ) and my doctor needed to check my vision and all he did was hold up two fingers and say, "HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?!" I told him, "2..." and he was like "OK 20/20 VISION." ...
) and my doctor needed to check my vision and all he did was hold up two fingers and say, "HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?!" I told him, "2..." and he was like "OK 20/20 VISION." ... my physicals are just like everyone else's tina THANKS haha ;)
and i would love to have a vision test like that! i still have to look at that chart while covering one of my eyes, and my vision is probably deteriorating, so i really don't like that part.
QUOTE(iDecay @ Sep 19 2009, 12:41 AM)
Mine is weird. I went in for a physical (not the type Teesa goes to ) and my doctor needed to check my vision and all he did was hold up two fingers and say, "HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?!" I told him, "2..." and he was like "OK 20/20 VISION." ...
) and my doctor needed to check my vision and all he did was hold up two fingers and say, "HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?!" I told him, "2..." and he was like "OK 20/20 VISION." ... lolwat.
My eye doctor is really creepy. He seems like the type of guy who would take photos of random girls and then jack off to them later.
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(Note: this takes place during the middle of a bad rainstorm.)
Customer: “Hi, I wanted to start bringing by dog here but I wanted to make sure that the animals get a lot of exercise.”
Me: “Oh, we just have them in rotations to run on a treadmill. You see, they help to generate power for our building. I think we have Sandy, a cute little chihuahua going right now.”
Customer: “You’re joking, right?”
Me: “Haha, yeah.”
(Moments later, my coworker comes in from the back.)
Coworker: “Hey, Sandy’s loose again. Have you seen the pop-up fence?”
(As if on cue, the storm knocks out power to the building right then and there.)
Customer: “Oh my god! I’m calling Animal Services and reporting you all!”
Customer: “Hi, I wanted to start bringing by dog here but I wanted to make sure that the animals get a lot of exercise.”
Me: “Oh, we just have them in rotations to run on a treadmill. You see, they help to generate power for our building. I think we have Sandy, a cute little chihuahua going right now.”
Customer: “You’re joking, right?”
Me: “Haha, yeah.”
(Moments later, my coworker comes in from the back.)
Coworker: “Hey, Sandy’s loose again. Have you seen the pop-up fence?”
(As if on cue, the storm knocks out power to the building right then and there.)
Customer: “Oh my god! I’m calling Animal Services and reporting you all!”
Don't I lace you in the Gucci?
don't i deck you in the louis?
i listen to mario's part in that song over and over agaiiiiiiin
i listen to mario's part in that song over and over agaiiiiiiin
tooot
Okay back to homework >:O
HOLY WOW MARIO LOOKS REALLY GOOD IN THE BEGINNING
but the rest of it is so stupid. like wtf are they doing during my favorite part.
but the rest of it is so stupid. like wtf are they doing during my favorite part.
who the f*ck is gucci man
haha gucci mane is the annoying rapper dude i think
UGGGGGGGH.
Que pasa, Tina? :(
My hair's growing! My trick still works.
My hair's growing! My trick still works.
My partner fell when she was dancing and sprained her ankle and coach suspended her from playing for a week which means I cant play. FTSSS. D;
Aw man. 
I'm sorry about that. You can't get a replacement?
I'm sorry about that. You can't get a replacement?
10 more pages to go.
and also cocks.
in your butt
No Natalia. 
QUOTE(smash @ Sep 11 2009, 01:39 AM)
WHAAAAA?! are you for serious?? we must talk about this. IM me tomorrow.
Damn I feel late. I started two weeks ago, I think. And it's cool so far.
^aaaaaw. did you start with potatoes and veggies, and cuts?
btw, miss you.
btw, miss you.
Suure did. And I have this cute little uniform, too.
Miss you, too.
Miss you, too.
i can't stand my uniform because it's too big. i want to have a custom one made for me so i'm not swimming in it.
+1
lalala.
.alalal
rabblez.
Page 8/20 17? No good, no good.
^ Well then, dammit, post moar!
NO U POST MOAR!
:)
How are you doing tonight, HeartOfPandora? /doesn't know your real name
:)
How are you doing tonight, HeartOfPandora? /doesn't know your real name
joopie joopie joopie
<--- Leaving for school.
lame.
lame.
this real fail
QUOTE(doughnut @ Oct 27 2009, 08:41 AM)
fail
so tell me darling, don't you wish we'd fall in love?
QUOTE(moninja @ Oct 27 2009, 02:42 PM)
so tell me darling, don't you wish we'd fall in love?
yes!
QUOTE(manny-the-dino @ Oct 18 2009, 10:44 PM)
NO U POST MOAR!
:)
How are you doing tonight, HeartOfPandora? /doesn't know your real name
:)
How are you doing tonight, HeartOfPandora? /doesn't know your real name
I AM POSTING MOAR. I think I've doubled my post count in the last week or so. SO HAH.
Let's just pretend I don't have a name...
hi pandora
Haaiii Beenly whose name I don't know. :D
QUOTE(Beenly @ Oct 27 2009, 03:07 PM)
yes!
too late. :d
GIGGITY.
ew gtfo quagmire
all who post below me are white.
what
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