(Picture of a cow on the front) - Are you old? A little "pasture" prime maybe, but not old!

This year, as you look at all your candles.. stop, drop, and roll!

You know you're getting old when the only LITE you have is Cellulite.. (this one was just absolutely terrible)

There was one with a whole bunch of cherries on the front of it that said, "It's your birthday, isn't it the pits?" ..I don't even GET that one.

Wow. Hope you dont mind if I mix it up a bit. The BEST card I have ever received was from my older brother and it is just a picture of a 90-70's mom whatever and you open it and it is her holding out a pie and it says "it's peach". I cracked up laughing. Dry humor FTW!

Cherry seeds are called pits, but the joke itself is unfunny.

I never really read cards I've gotten, I've always just opened them and would find money in it.

This reminds me of 500 Days of Summer.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

lol so stupid

Haha, that's great. I like pretty random stuff like that. :P


Haha, I understood the pits part, I guess.. I just didn't understand why anyone say their birthday is "the pits", lol. I'm pretty sure I am at least mildly happy when it's my birthday. XD

hahaha what the

I lol'ed