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ShEraBaRoO
ok sooo this is how it goes....

theres a young couple and its their prom night. they rent a limo and go to the prom where they have the greatest time. they come back home but they dont wanna leave the limo cuz they suddenly get horny and starts going at it (if you know what i mean) but before they do it, the girl says "use a condom" to the guy who agrees and uses it. they have a wild night and the next thing u know its morning... the girl asks the guy "wat are we gonna do wit the condom?". the guy responds by grabbing it and throwing it out the window where it lands on the sidewalk. a little boy is playing nearby and sees the condom. he picks it up and shouts cheerfully "TWEAKIE!!" he goes to a gas station and enters the food store (u know, those mini supermarkets near gas stations). he goes up to the clerk or the person behind the counter and says "LOOKEY! i found me a TWEAKIE!!" he says proudly. the clerk looks disgusted and says "That aint no TWEAKIE kid", the little boy shakes his head and replies, "YES IT IS!! I ATE THE CREAM FILLING!!" blink.gif
xtremeliquid
Haha I get it.
dani41790
ewwwwwww man thats realli gross pinch.gif
Foolish Heart
Haha, poor kid.
tootsie_kiddo
QUOTE(ShEraBaRoO @ Jul 13 2004, 2:15 PM)
ok sooo this is how it goes....

theres a young couple and its their prom night. they rent a limo and go to the prom where they have the greatest time. they come back home but they dont wanna leave the limo cuz they suddenly get horny and starts going at it (if you know what i mean) but before they do it, the girl says "use a condom" to the guy who agrees and uses it. they have a wild night and the next thing u know its morning... the girl asks the guy "wat are we gonna do wit the condom?". the guy responds by grabbing it and throwing it out the window where it lands on the sidewalk. a little boy is playing nearby and sees the condom. he picks it up and shouts cheerfully "TWEAKIE!!" he goes to a gas station and enters the food store (u know, those mini supermarkets near gas stations). he goes up to the clerk or the person behind the counter and says "LOOKEY! i found me a TWEAKIE!!" he says proudly. the clerk looks disgusted and says "That aint no TWEAKIE kid", the little boy shakes his head and replies, "YES IT IS!! I ATE THE CREAM FILLING!!" blink.gif

omg... hey lil boy, did da cream filling taste gud?! whistling.gif
islandkiss
eww.. that's gross. blink.gif
x0143637x0
blink.gif thats realli gross pinch.gif
idllyic-serenity
eww... ermm.gif now thas really nasty... pinch.gif

~> sophia <~
StarStruck xD
whoa.. yuck.. hasnt the boy ever eaten the REAL cream filling ?? and know that it doesnt taste like that ? eww...

Angela ^_^
bored2death08
ewwwwwww! thats discusting!
Caustic
sucks for the little kid haha
xxTiNEExx
thats wut he gets for eatin something off tha street
im like hoy
thats nasty.. but it still made me crack up
kyuubi319
oh my god, LOL, thats nassssssty xDDDDD
i wonder what it tasted like.... shifty.gif musta been one good tweakie...
bhrama
laugh.gif haha, i've actually heard this before...still funny though lol
babexdragon
that is so gross. pinch.gif
J.K
damn thats sick..haha. feel sorry for the kid...but it sounds like something i would do whistling.gif just playin happy.gif
lozerface87
blink.gif
silver-rain
whoa,that's really gross...
blowpops69
poor kid pinch.gif
IIO__oII
eWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
GROSSSSS.
ACK
swtmaggie92
omg.... dats sick.... wacko.gif
itskatherine XD
that was disturbing...i feel sorry for the little kid. pinch.gif
iZnEedSuMcOkE
yah kinda like everyone has been saying...that was GROSS
POonSKi
eeeeew!!! gross!! i felt bad for tha little boy...oOoh..
ji_cabinx
eww...yuck
lilteardrop
yuckkk nastyyyyyy
chimps ate my hw
foolish child lol laugh.gif
F1R3B4T
lmao!! i get it!!
elmogurly
eew..that's disgusting ohmy.gif
sushiluva
that's mad sick.. pinch.gif



DON'T LITTER KIDS laugh.gif
pnai4eva
ewww, that's just nasty! *goes 2 the bathroom and pukes*
nycxjohn
lols the lil boys smart
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