I can't remember what has happened in that last two weeks or this summer, my pee is green and there is blood in my semen.

kthanksbye.

yellow pee? its usual.

I meant green. I have a picture to prove it.

http://www.urinecolors.com/green_urine_color.php

any medication?

probably the gas that some dutiful german gassed you with. go him!

It's probably going to fall off.

Cancer, most definitely cancer.

There's no cure for that.

Thats ok I doubt he would have used it much.

LOL at the replies in this topic.

Sounds like the hiv.

haha.

Needed a good laugh.

suuuuuure

I did some research for you.
You might want to go to the doctor because you might have an infection, at least for the blood in the semen part. You should really get it checked because thats what about 2 resources suggested you do.

Im never going to a doctor in my life. They play with my balls, make me cough and shove needles in me that they call immunizations but just give me the disease itself.

idiotic opinion to have of doctors

Whatevs.

They just over prescribe everything. The body heals itself but if anything happens everyone is like go to the doctor go to the doctor!

Is it because you don't feel good when taking drugs? It's ok, little boy.

Do you pray to God instead?

No, I love taking drugs but it is so stupid and costs so much money.

Hahaha, um... wow @ this topic.

what? you silly goose. that's kind of the point of immunizations. it's not the full blown thing of course, but it helps your immune system fight and remember what's foreign

I know. But apperantly my immune system isn't very strong and I got the disease. It happened to my brother to. And I knew of several people that gave their kid's immunizations when they were like two and suddenly they just stopped developing and learning and got autism.

so you just take random drugs, don't go to doctor, let your body heal itself although it's got weak immune system and laugh about the blood in your semen?

I never said I took drugs. and I had a week one when I was little. Now I am as strong as an ox. But the rest is true. Its not like I could tell my parents about that last bit anyways.

you're weird. if i had blood in my semen i would be running to my parents asap if i were you're age. i'd be running to the doctor regardless. who the hell wants blood in their semen

:( but autism doesn't really have a clear cause, so it's kind of hard to correlate the two.

honestly though, the best thing is to see a doctor no matter how you feel about them or how uncomfortable you are. it's way better than asking any of us, who have absolutely no clue what's going on.

NSFW actully nsf anyone who doesn't want to puke.
I would run to the nearest living human if blood shot out of mine or anyone's penis.

and whats wrong with them squeezing your balls and making you cough. its procedure, they're just checking for abnormalities.

yeah for real you shouldn't be crying about that. they can do a lot worse things than squeeze your balls.

Wait till they stick their figure in your ass. Guys get all the good stuff.

lol. I know. that would be hilarious if they were checking my balls and I started to "grow". Another reason I dont want to go to the doctor.

And I researched it guys. It doesnt seem like a big deal. And I "checked" yesterday to see if it was persistent and their was no blood in my semen.

Good job Joseph. You just told the internet that you fapped yesterday.

just, next time happens dont think of it as a big deal unless it's persistent for more than say 2 days.

you seem like a wimp who can't stand doctors. be a man.

you sound really immature dude

No, im a man because I dont go to the doctor. How is going to the doctor going to help?

if there is something wrong with me they will tell me. I already know there is something wrong with me if there is friggin blood in ma semen!

who will tell you something's wrong if you don't tell anyone?

they'll tell you why and what to do too. its called diagnosis.

if you doctor isnt telling you anything, but just giving you medicine, then it is your job to ask him. you have the right to know what's going on.

itt stupid

I fapped yesterday.


I know if I cry blood there's something wrong but that doesn't magically cure it. You are an idiot who thinks that just because you don't go to the doctor your better and more enlighten.

lol... i dont have to go to the doctor if I dont want to. I have that right. That doesnt make me an idiot for not going.

not going to the doctor if there is something wrong with your manhood is the most unmanly thing you could possibly do



if you don't give a shit then i don't get why you even made this topic.

It's true. You have a right to be an idiot. Just please do not reproduce.

I have no option! I cant tell my parents! I would be looked down upon in shame! And my junk is still working. I do give a crap. Im worried, but there isnt anything I can do!

wait didn't you say in another thread that you don't jerk it?

also cocks

why would they look down on you in shame for you saying you think you have a MEDICAL PROBLEM

There is only one way I can think of that I could find out that I have blood in my semen. If you can think of another way that doesn't involve me fapping then please tell me now.

And much sarcasm is implied.



I also said that my name was joseph Cohen and that I am not a 56 year old pedophile living in my parents attic. I dont even get the basement!

not jacking off doesn't mean you'll never see semen until you do. your dad surely knows this as any normal man would.



maybe you're just too much of a little boy to understand any of this