I dont get that first part. The only way for me to see my own semen is by jacking off. And no, my parents wouldnt see this as a normal thing. They would never look at me the same way if I told them. And the little boy stuff is crap.

Don't you have 2 older brothers? They know you fap.

look we arent going to help you figure out whats wrong with your penis if you aren't even going to tell your parents. shame? are you kidding? its a medical problem like jc said. im sure they'll care about you and take you to the doctor. if you insist you cant go to doctor because youre too much of a wimp (scared of getting a hard on while your doctor examines you or etc) then that's way too bad. guess you'll have to figure out a home remedy for yourself. no one here should help you if you arent even doing anything practical about it.

No they dont know. And neither do they do it.

Let me clear some stuff up. Im not gonna afraid to go to the doctor. I just think it is usually unnecessary. Usually when I have the flu I wait for atleast a week to go to the doctor or I go if my temperature stays at 105 for a whole day which it has before. I wasnt asking for help in this thread. I was merely stating what was wrong with me.

then just tell them about the green urine part instead of telling them everything. then once you're at the doctor's, you can tell him or her the whole truth. yeah, it's embarrassing, but honestly, no one cares! that's their job and they've heard so many worse things anyway. you'll be fine.

Joseph, you lie about being 1337.

Everyone poops, and everyone faps. It's life.

Who doesnt?




I should turn that into a childrens sex ed book.

Megan.

you wouldn't have to say you jacked off. you can just say you had a wet dream. your dad would understand this considering it's completely normal and is the reaction your body would have to not jacking off. so actually saying this would probably make you look even better to your delusional parents!

i seriously don't see how your dad would look down on you. i don't get why any father would look down on his kid for such a understandable thing. you're supposed to jack off. your body wants you to so that you can get rid of old sperm. if you don't it's going to attempt to get rid of it without your help.

Ok, can we close this now? It's too much fail.

Do you not remember that my dad is a pastor? Having a wet dream would be an even worse excuse. Wet dream = ugly thoughts blah blah blah or whatever they call it.

ITS GODDAMN NORMAL DOOD. He WILL understand, so man up, and stop being such a whiny little wuss.

then your dad is an idiot. having a wet dream does not mean you're dreaming about sex. it's an uncontrollable and normal function of a man's body.


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why do i keep misspelling your wtf

oh, then that explains why he doesn't want to tell, he's obviously not a man.

Look, the deal is, i dont feel like I need to go to the doctor. I appreciate your concern but its up to me in the end. Maybe I will talk to another adult about it. One in REAL LIFE.

OK DUDE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THIS THREAD

Your the one who made the topic guy.

oh and slap your dick with the bible. See if that helps.

it's funny how some people can be such stubborn wimps.

^READ IT^
I didnt ask for advice. I didnt ask you if you think I should go to the doctor. I didnt ask anything.



OK DUDE WELL YOUR THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC AND THE CONVERSATION

Then why did you even make this topic? FAIL.

so you were just spamming

itt gay

yes, warn him.

Yes.

Who wants to see a picture of my green pee?


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Threads about blood in little boys semen turning you on?

bullshit. i didn't bring up the topic, you made the topic. when you post in the health forum advice is what you get. what the f*ck did you want people to say in response other than go to the doctor?

so we were all just supposed to stare at the thread and move on?

God, how could one person be this much of a f*g?

Your going to lose your penis. Then your gonna wish that you went to the doctor when you find yourself sexually frustrated penisless.

Posting your urine on the internet.

okay, i really did feel bad for you, but i'm starting not to anymore

I was expecting either that or a crapload of bashing.

Looks like I can read the future.

You know I could had been looking up porn this whole time. Thanks for wasting my time.

yes, because there are SO many topics here that are left without any replies

I got the porn open in another window :D

This is an epic thread. Could this be added under my name in the cbwiki?

http://www.cbwiki.net/
Thats a bnk... wheres cbwiki?

I'm surprised that this thread has gotten to 4 pages. It is obviously a sad attempt at trolling.


JOSEPH, YOUR DICK IS GOING TO FALL OFF and then you'll make a thread here again about how you should've let the doctor fondle you.

Finally, now we can close this pointless, idiotic topic. kthanxbai.

No. Also, it is not epic.

n*gga, it ain't epic and look in my sig dipshit. Plus, no, we will not add this to cbwiki. It's too idiotic and stupid.

If I post a picture of me without a dick would it be considered explicity material? Because there wouldnt be anything there.

Oh you so talented. We should trade porn collections. It'll be just like Pokemons but HAWT

By the way I read this before I even posted this thread.


http://www.healthcentral.com/prostate/ques...r-27466-63.html




I think I need to check if there is blood in my semen again. Only for healths sake.

Why would you want to waste our time?

If it's idiotic why do you keep replying?

well either way i still feel bad for you for having delusional religious parents that don't understand anything

to point how much more idiotic it is so it can be closed faster, which it still isn't.

I would consider them normal christian parents. Masturbating is a sin is it not?


Then why do you keep coming back?