if this joke doesnt make you laugh...you might as well stab yourself in the face. cuz its sick as shit AND funny all in one. jokes dont get much better than that eh
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun.
He decides to approach her anyway. "Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have sex with you." he says.
"I'm sorry but I've given my body to God." she replies and then leaves.
Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says "I know a way you can get some banging from the nun."
The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 in the afternoon.
The bus driver tells the guy his plan and the guy leaves happy knowing he's going to get some.
The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed as a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness he says "Sister, God has told me I must have sex with you."
She replies "Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ass."
The guy figures this isn't a problem and proceeds to have the best sex ever.
After it is over he whips off his outfit and says, "HA HAA!! I'm the guy on the bus."
and than the nun jumps up and says, "HA HAA I'm the bus driver!!"
Full Version: the bus driver and the nun
OMG lol that joke made me crack up.
but i dont think a nun would say that
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Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ass
but i dont think a nun would say that
Omg...hahahahha
omg haha man that's soooooo wrong
LOL, pretty sick... but gud
lol.. what a desprate bus driver..
omg..thats sick! 
~> sophia <~
~> sophia <~
lol thats so sick but still funny
oh that's kinda funny but i'm still confused...
was the bus driver a guy? or a girl? i'm confused.
was the bus driver a guy? or a girl? i'm confused.
QUOTE(xxcrazynutmeg @ Jul 13 2004, 1:56 PM)
oh that's kinda funny but i'm still confused...
was the bus driver a guy? or a girl? i'm confused.
was the bus driver a guy? or a girl? i'm confused.
the bus driver is a man.... and eww.. thats messed up ..
lmao! thats funny AND sick!
lmfao.... 
whaaatt theeeeeee lol
AHA! Lmao! That was so stupid.
oh shit lol eww thats sick
HAHA! Eww....lol
ewww...lol. Nasty but yet funny.
there was a topic on the samejoke. but yeahi gotit. its gross cuz in reality it canhappen but its funny
siiiiiiick...
5 words
Laugh my friggin a$$ off
Laugh my friggin a$$ off
that was nastily funny
lolz.. that was so funiie
that was so funiie
...i dont get it?!?!?
..EDIT..
OOO i get it NOW! haha i wasnt reading very carefully.. HAHAAHAHAH
..EDIT..
OOO i get it NOW! haha i wasnt reading very carefully.. HAHAAHAHAH
ew!!! it sounded gay to me! lolz... they're all pretty mess up**lolz
haha...it is sick, but funny
ahah thats so messed up but so funny 
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