My friend found the following article a while ago...
It is with heavy heart that I must pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the Entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough onhalf-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
Sorry to be the messenger of sorrow
Full Version: Pillsbury Doughboy...
awww cute.. and sad. that guy was adorable. *sob* 
lol.
lol.
That whole thing's filled with so much double entendres it's frightening.
awesomeeeee....
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
awesomeeeee....
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
As soon as I read the title I knew it's gonna be good, and it is 
haha lol thats cute
lol..thas soo cute! pillsbury doughboy was soo cute...always going "whoo-Hoo!"..imma miss him..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ppl used to call me him
ppl used to call me him
adorable joke! 
Awww, but I love Doughboy<33.
..that kinda made me hungry...
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