haha alright ill start

did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
when u fell from heaven!

Hey baby u wanna ride my submarine,
Its long hard and full of seamen!

Can i get Fries with that?

Haha i dont remember anymore, and i dont know ones where girls can get guys. im sry! well port em up if u got them

eh just some i like lol :Is your daddy a thief? [No.] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

You're the best thing since lipgloss.
Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away.

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

You. Me. Date. Sunday.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

that was good. awesome indeed


b:i have a heart attack.
c:why?
b:beacuse i love u too much

don't know if thats a pick up line, im stupid, but i said that to a girl before.

??? no clue???

lol some of those pick up lines r funni n some r cute

god damn, datz a gud one!!!!

boy:was yur dad a cement mixer?
girl:y?
boy:cuz yur making me hard!!

the word of the day is legs. now lets go back to my place and spread the word.

boy:did u used 2 work on a chicken farm?
girl:y?
boy:cuz u sure now how 2 raise c0cks!

girl:if i said u had a great body, would u hold it against me?

boy:do u wanna know what i heard wen i first saw u?
girl:wat?
boy:*makes ambulance sirens*
girl:wat r u doin?
boy:thats an ambulence. coming 2 take me away, cuz tha sight of u stopped my heart.

i'm no fred flinstone, but i can make yur bed rock!

hahah.. that's funny.

im not sure if this is a pick up line but here it is : i lost my number, can i have yours?

hmm Stupid one...
"if u were a Booger I would pick u first"

lolZ those are good ones i cant think of any though

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) Cuz you got fine written all over you

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."


hehe...

OMG i laughed out loud at that one!! lol...who would that pick up anyway?

editt// you. me. room. now.
j k :D

Let's play house, you can be the front door and I can bang you all night.

lol, some r so funni, dunno any..so sri

umm can i borrow your cell phone??
cuz i sed ill call my mom wen i fell in love!

i know a dorky one.

B: OKay you be Wilma and ill be fred and together we will make the Bedrock.

you're so bright that night falls a full hour later where you live

lol

i dont get it :innocent eyes:

"my love for you is like diereah, -I can't hold it in anylonger"

Do you have a map? Cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes...

Is Your Dad a Terrorist?

Cause You the Bomb

thats the best one.. lol

major points for that haha...thats the best out of alll of them

hmm.. these are corny, but anyway...
-roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti...let's go screw.
-you must have a mirror in your pants cause i can practically see myself in them
-thats a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it?
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, i cant seem to take them off you
-every minute you dont ask me out, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.
-why do you have to be so damn sexy every single day? can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
-ya know, you look really *hot*.. You must be real reason for global warming.
-if i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.
-hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
-now, b*tch. -hehe. i like that one-

+ The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
+ You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
+ Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I think you are Pretty, now can we screw?
+ If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.





+ Hi. You'll do.

^^^^^ my fave one

LoL I heard that one a lot. Still funneh everytime I hear it.

Guy: Wanna' go back to my place?
Woman: Well I dunno, can two people fit under a rock?

Guy: Girl, you got more curves than a racetrack.

Guy: Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Woman: No, why?
Guy: Because I see myself in your pants.

Guy: (When it's raining) Don't go outside.
Woman: Why not?
Guy: Because sugar melts when it's wet.


I'll try to think up more later.

"im lost. can you lead me to your room"

[good comback]-sorry. i have a terrible sense of direction

aha yeaa that`s kurrazy !

HahHAA..tHESE aRe fUnNie..Ive HeARD a LOT Of Em b4..

ummm
i lost my teddy bear
can i sleep with you?

did you have cambpell soup today? [no]
cuz you look Mmm,Mmm good

i lost my numba- can i have urz?

xD those r the onli onez i can remember that no1 else posted up

haha, this is a dirty one

You see a girl across the room, and motion with your finger for her to come over.

When she finally does u say "I figured if I fingered long enough you'd cum"


or...


"wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?"

Nice shoes. Let's f*ck.

I love that cuz it's so random and it gets to the point quickly.

Hey! I like your shirt--it's very becoming on you. But hey, if I was on you, I'd "be coming" too. ;) Becoming..Be..cumming. Just for those of you that are slow. Haha.

Nice legs, what time do they open?

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

hehe....ok.............smooth,but if a guy said those to me, ill run away and what he said will be a TOTAL turn off.i HATE guys who try to be smooth...YUCK.