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diezelbabygrl_xoxo
Things Found Only In


1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


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La_b0mBe
Hmm thats funn-ay, and no, I've never heard it.
EmeraldKnight
Haha I posted this on my xanga a while ago tongue.gif
slipper
I've heard of this before, but some aint true, like #5, #1. happy.gif
EmeraldKnight
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I've heard of this before, but some aint true, like #5, #1. 

Yeah, 5 I dont think happens anymore.. but #1 still does..
conster
lmao some are true some arent lol but still funny
ryfitaDF
a michael jackson joke!

only in america......... can you be born a poor black boy and grow up to be a rich white woman.
akgirlkickass
QUOTE(ryfitaDF @ Jul 11 2004, 10:14 AM)
a michael jackson joke!

only in america......... can you be born a poor black boy and grow up to be a rich white woman.

Hahaa!! that's great! laugh.gif
aznmunki
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only in america......... can you be born a poor black boy and grow up to be a rich white woman.


michael jackson's not a woman.. ohmy.gif is he/she?? huh.gif
faithin_felix
nope, never heard of it but in canada some of those happen too...
POonSKi
QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Jul 11 2004, 12:28 AM)
Things Found Only In


1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


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ooh,,,, lolz!! i like this
dani41790
haha man thats a good one
tootsie_kiddo
i'm glad i live in japan :P
pbear
LOL, some of them are actually true!
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Gypsy Eyes
a lot of them are true, but this is a very old thing. i have heard it many times
JlIaTMK
my mom and dad tell me these kind of things all the time
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