NO QUESTIONS I'M MAKING UP MY OWN

chips or cookies?

whichever has less capsaicin

granola bars or cereal bars?

granola bars.

chips or popcorn?

popcorn!

ketchup or mustard?

neither


ravioli or linguine?

doughnut

cantaloupe or honeydew?

Cantaloupe, all the way.

Rice or pasta?

pasta

grapes or cherries?

it's so good. i always get popped when i make bacon.

eggs.

burritos or tacos?

BURRITOS



cheddar cheese or Swiss cheese?

cheddar cheese

cheez its or cheetos?

Cheez Its

Potatoes: baked or mashed?

baked w/ sour cream butter & cheese.

Fried rice or Chow mein?

Chow mein.

Iced tea or Iced coffee?

iced tea, it's more refreshing.

soup or salad?

Depends on the salad. I'd generally go for soup before salad, but if it's full of tasty arugula and spinach and served with an awesome dressing, then I'd go for that.

Blow Pops or Tootsie Pops?

tootsie pops

corn pops or smacks?

This reminds me of Smosh.

Corn pops ftw


Banana vs Tacos

Tacos w/ xtra cheese :]

Vitamin water or Sobe Life water?

Vitamin Water.

M&Ms or Skittles?

m&ms

Panko (Japanese breadcrumbs) or breadcrumbs

Panko. Panko forever.

Spinach vs. broccoli

Pancakes, unless the french toast is super crunchy and made from challah.

Cherries vs. grapes

PBJ sandwich. Too much bread if you use a bagel.

Bagels vs. "English" muffins

Bagels, so much can be done with them past cream cheese. There's this sandwich I always get called the Santa Fe and it's on a cinnamon raisin bagel. It's basically sausage, eggs, salsa, and a spicy creamy sauce on a toasted bagel. It's so freaking good.

Mongolian Beef vs Kung Pao Chicken

SHRIMP TACOS MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Stuffed Flounder or Stuffed Jalapenos

Jalapeños, since I'm vegetarian.

Pita vs tortilla

Oh god. Pita itself is better, but what it's paired with I'd have to go with tortilla since that leads to quesadillas burritos and fajitas.

Chili Cheese Dog (tofu style for vegetarians, because I know they can make tofu meat and shit that seems legit)

vs

Carne Asada Fries (same option as above)

I didn't know what carne asada fries were, but wikipedia says it has guacamole, and guacamole wins at everything forever, so yeah, I'll take some faux-carne asada fries with a big ass glob of guac.

Tempura vs. teriyaki

tempura

sushi v sashimi

Oh my Id have to say sashimi

Cheddar Jalapeno poppers vs Cream Cheese Jalapeno poppers.

Cheddar, of course. Cream cheese jalapeño poppers sound just straight weird.

Sorbet/sherbet vs. ice cream/gelato

Sorbet, Not much of a ice cream fan.

Boca or morningstar food. (vegetarian products)

That's a hard choice. I'm gonna give it to Boca though, because Morningstar chik'n products taste like shit.

Baked ziti vs. lasagna

Ziti.

tilapia vs catfish