No, I just kidding. I need help baby sitting two three year olds, a boy and a girl. Any tips?

2 3 years olds, good luck with that. I hope bankin on it.

YOU'RE NOT MUCH HELP! No, I'm not banking on it - I'm doing this out of the good will of my heart and an obligation to my parents.

Legos, blocks and dolls.

You're way nicer than i am. Only help i have to offer is movie time! They seem to like it as long as they have snacks and usually fall asleep before the movie is over.

They get momsick quickly, or so I've been told. Anyway to keep them from crying for the 3 hours we're together?

Touch them.

Two cages and a lot of candy.

Put in a Disney movie. Or turn to the Disney channel.

Yeah cartoons always work :D &movies get anyone sleepy, so put a Disney one on.
No sugary treats though. lol.

Babysitting seems fun [: I love kids, haha, they're hilarious.

Anything for that cig money huh?

it helps if you knew their interests and maybe try to make them feel you can relate to them.

idk it worked with my siblings. anytime I watched my brothers i pretended i gave a shit and understood power rangers.

for real

don't f*ck with the broYe's like this

LOL, at first I was wondering what you were ing about.
AND NO Diana, I bought ciggies. Like I said, I'm not making anything from this.

Put them in a cage

Put them in the backyard or take them to the park and let them run and play until they get tired, then bring them in the house and pop in a movie. Works for me.

Shaking helps.

Dammit... you played with my emotions :(

Unoriginal.

Music is good, because they'll stop crying long enough to listen. And any TV show with babies. When babies see other babies they calm down for some reason.

Tonight is the night. I am thinking of renting a movie. Any suggestions?

ratatouille :B

buy some otter pops as bribes!

Any pixar film.

the incredibles

Lion King 8B

Shrek

Feed them sugary snacks and make them go wild like little bananas until they go to sleep, or go swimming with them and make them use all their energy :]