Anyone got any good jokes? I'm feeling a little sad right now and could use a laugh. [EDIT] Uhh... I guess someone moved me.. anyway sorry I didnt realize there was a whole section on jokes.

lol, took me awhile to find interest>humor too.

Anyway, check out my topics ^^ The have a title and the subittle (i guess) has a heart <3. Yeah. My symbol xD I made two so far. Hope you laugh!

knock knock
who's there?
alaska
alaska who?
alaska you again, did you tell him i love him?

knock knock
who's there?
paddle
paddle who?
paddle be enough for today
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i know...they're lame

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daughter: dad, will you buy me a bike?
dad: no, you're too old to ride a bike.
daughter: fine, then make it a car.

heh....

boyfriend: why are you writing numbers all over my body?
girlfriend: because i'm counting on you

umm yeah....

what fish did the knights eat?
sword fish

what kind of a truck does a ballerina drive?
a toe (tow) truck.

what do you get if you cross a hyena and a parrot?
an animal that laughs at his own jokes.

what lottery did the broom win?
the sweepstakes

where can you find the largest diamond in the world?
the baseball fied.

policeman: didn't you hear me whistle at you?
lady inside her car: sure, but i don't flirt when I drive.


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and again, lame old jokes heh...

i love those. they are classic s to me =) so cool. especially the last one. im do that on my dad =)

HAHA..wow yea i love those too .. hehe. I like this one: