INDIANS DON'T USE SADDLES!

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part ofArizona when

her Car broke down.
An American Indian on horseback cameAlong and Offered her a ride to a

nearby town.

She climbed up behind Him on The horse and then rode off. The ride was

uneventful, except
That Every few minutes the Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a"
So loud that it echoed from the surrounding Hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the Local service Station,

yelled one final "Ye-e- e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and Rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so Excited" asked

theService-station Attendant.?
"Nothing," the woman answered. "I merely sat Behind him on the Horse,

put my arms around his waist, and held
Onto the saddle Horn so I wouldn't fall Off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use Saddles."

ice cream has no bones

Um, Moved to Humor.