Yo go to this site and chat with a random stranger:

http://omegle.com/


Post the convos here.


You: hi
Stranger: Hai
You: are you a male or female
Stranger: Femae
Stranger: Female*
You: how old are you
Stranger: 14.
You: you ever heard of pedo bear
Stranger: Yes.
You: hahaha
You: good cuz i think i gott exit
You: goodbye
You: =(
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hello
You: sup
Stranger: noffink
Stranger: being on omegle, nothing to do atm
Stranger: yourself?
You: a broye from cb told me to come to this site
You: you male or female?
Stranger: male
Stranger: youse?
You: oh well
You: then goodbye



hmm.

LOL. i do this all the time.

You: i love you.
Stranger: repeat!
You: i
You: love
You: you
Stranger: pardon?
You: i love you.
Stranger: it is funny
Stranger: why you love me
You: because...you are like...my angel.
Stranger: your angle?
Stranger: i am a devil
You: oh, that works too.
Stranger: peaches and cream
You: you can be my peaches and cream.
Stranger: sounds sweet
You: iknowrite.
You: so are we gonna bang or what?
Stranger: you are a little foxy
You: i know...
Stranger: look before you leap
You: don't break out your wise shit on me, prz.
Stranger: of course
You: of course what?
You: u know engrish?
Stranger: you can tell me
You: ...
You: ok bye.
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=/

this was mines.

Stranger: i
Stranger: love
Stranger: you
You: pardon?
Stranger: i love you.
You: it is funny
You: why you love me
Stranger: because...you are like...my angel.
You: your angle?
You: i am a devil
Stranger: oh, that works too.
You: peaches and cream
Stranger: you can be my peaches and cream.
You: sounds sweet

Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: asl?
You: 45 m FL
You: you?
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LMFAO. this bitch disconnected me -.-
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You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: first look the picture
Stranger: http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/5454/236267...64850777164.jpg
You: EWW
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I love this site.

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Stranger: hey asl?
You: 3/F/cali
Stranger: real age plz
You: 17
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You: It's time for a revolution up in this bitch.
Stranger: we'll need /b/lackup
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<3 my macros.

You: i love you
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You: do you love me too?
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oh man!

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: what would you do for a klondike bar?
You: I would drive to the store.
Stranger: what if it was the last klondike bar... indeed the last chocolate on earth?
You: I would still only drive to the store. I don't like them enough to go crazy over them.
Stranger: would you shit on a homeless persons chest?
You: Reminds me of some porn I saw not too long ago.
Stranger: would you kill your family?
You: Also reminds me of some porn I saw not too long ago.
Stranger: would you wrestle a bear?
You: Now I do love me some of that animal porn.
Stranger: that reminds me of porn
Stranger: naked bear wrastlin'
You: In the ass.
You: Gay bear sex is the best bear sex.
Stranger: gay bear sex should be the only sex.... period
You: I don't know, dog sex is pretty hot too.
Stranger: but you don't get the same addrenaline rush from a docile dog ... they know you will give them treats afterwards
You: I had dog sex once. True story.
You: He got no treats.
Stranger: I mean a bear could, quit literally rip your face off with one swipe
You: Bear sex is next on my list.
You: Maybe we could get some bondage up in this bitch.
Stranger: I'm thinking of rats as the future of animal porn
You: As long as it's rat on rat, because human on rat wouldn't turn out so well for the rat.
Stranger: godam little things fit just like a condom ... then you could f*ck a bear afterwards and shit on it's chest
Stranger: of course keeping the rat on the whole time
You: Who needs to keep it on?
Stranger: anyone of course. f*ck a rat in the morning and wear it like a trophy all day
Stranger: open the mouth of the rat to pee
You: I still think mice are better than rats.
You: They fit tighter.
Stranger: you'd have to have a micro dick for that though
Stranger: I'd end up ripping one in half.
You: I'm pretty sure I would rip a rat in half too.
Stranger: duct tape that mother f*cker
You: Unless it's one of those rats the size of a large dog.
Stranger: oh yeah those are fun
You: Then I'd probably only rip it a little.
Stranger: f*cking jesus'
You: Good plan
Stranger: baby jesus, teen jesus, or adult jesus?
You: All three.
You: Dead jesus too
Stranger: father son and a holy baby
You: It has the potential to be great.
Stranger: we need to make a time machine ... I need a sharpie and a he-man chalkboard
You: Don't forget the paper clip. Can't Macguiver shit without a paper clip.
Stranger: I thought that went without saying though.
You: Well you need either a paper clip or a flux capacitor.
Stranger: preferably both
You: Either one will do, but the paper clip is easier to find if you don't hang around many Delorians.
Stranger: that's why the delorian stopped production. flux capacitors are expensive as shit
You: That and traveling through time whenever you're speeding on the interestate is a bitch.
Stranger: alright now that we have everything I'll draw a penis on the he-man chalk board with the sharpie. then I'll set the paper clip on top of the he-man thingie and away we go!
You: That should work. I can't see any reason why it wouldn't.
Stranger: it's elemental my dear watson
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That last line, he got it wrong.

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: Both
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You: if you could chop off a leg which would it be?
You: would you let me eat it when youre done?
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
You: I'm very hungry here
Stranger: I can only say that you are abnormal
You: YOU'RE A COMPUTER I KNEW IT!
Stranger: NO,
Stranger: i'm from china
You: THATS WHAT A COMPUTER WOULD SAY!
You: THEY MAKE COMPUTERS IN CHINA!
You: ergo COMPUTER!
Stranger: I am a person, not a computer
You: PROVE IT
Stranger: ..
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You: why does my cheese smell funny?
Stranger: because bacteria are decomposing it
You: i licked it and now my tongue is numb
You: FIXIT
Stranger: enjoy your death
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Queso, get it right.

lawls, now you look like a fools

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where r u come from?
You: america
Stranger: I came from Taiwan
You: I see
Stranger: how r u today?
You: I'm ok
You: Star Wars <3
Stranger: ?
Stranger: which area you live in USA?
You: near the ocean
Stranger: hum...
Stranger: which drama or film do you like?
You: Star Wars
You: Do you not know how to read?
Stranger: perhaps, I'm not use to read english book
You: What does an english book have to do with anything?
You: We ain't in school dude
You: >.>
Stranger: I'm not dude, and I don't understand what you say
You: So you a broad?
You: alright...sry for the mistake
You: So what kind of shit goes down in Taiwan?
Stranger: okay, I don't like your word, you have your own problem but I don't care
Stranger: have a nice day
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You: Ni hao
Stranger: ni hao
You: Guten tag
You: Jambo
Stranger: bom jour
You: Buon giorno
Stranger: oh
You: Czesc
You: Zdravstvuite
Stranger: arigaddo
You: Al Salaam a' alaykum
You: Annyong ha shimnikka
Stranger: jerusalem
You: Konichiwa
Stranger: shut up
You: Bonjour
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You: Hello
Stranger: Hello there *Shnarf shnarf*
You: How are you doing?
Stranger: I'm fine, u? *Shnarf shnarf*
You: im great! i just have a cold
Stranger: Aah, that sucks=/ *Shnarf shnarf*
You: yeah, im tempted to take a nap
Stranger: You should do that ye^^ *Shnarf shnarf*
You: I just hate sleeping during the day
Stranger: It's already night over here *Shnarf shnarf*
You: Oh where are you at?
Stranger: Netherlands ^^ *Shnarf shnarf*
You: Oh fun :D


Im waiting for them to get butthurt as to why im not saying anything about their *Shnarf shnarf*

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Stranger: ^^ *Shnarf shnarf*
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Stranger: have you got a msn ?
You: no :[ i'm on vacation from singapore
You: where are you from
Stranger: turkey
You: oh?
You: thats kinda kinky
Stranger: :)
Stranger: can you show me your photo ?
You: hmm
You: let me find one
Stranger: ok :)
You: http://i40.tinypic.com/4l4yt.jpg
You: *blush*
Stranger: what the hell is that :D
You: i'm in the middle :[
You: i lost weight now though
Stranger: you're f right?
You: yes
You: oh shit did i link the wrong thing?
Stranger: yes
You: oh
You: my bad :(
You: forgive me
You: http://i39.tinypic.com/6gvi2o.jpg
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: shit
You: i do that
You: a lot
Stranger: what the hell is :@
You: it's me ona sunday afternoon
You: i have good aim
Stranger: f*ck you
Stranger: bitch
You: ....
Stranger: http://i39.tinypic.com/6gvi2o.jpg what the hell is that bitch
You: why are you so mean
You: im going to tell my girlfriend
You: and she'll tell you what's up
You: she's almost done downstairs if you know what i mean
You: shes mad at me because i didnt shave all the way though :x
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You: ni hao
You: :]
Stranger: hi
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: sup
You: sup
You: hola
You: are you there pendejo!
Stranger: what?
Stranger: no spanish, sorry
You: who r u
You: answer me!!
You: i command you!
Stranger: who i am?
Stranger: well
Stranger: im a little drunk
Stranger: thats who i am
Stranger: and you?
You: i am on dope ! :D
Stranger: that kinda sucks
You: so.. asl
Stranger: no illegal drugs here
You: oh noo...
Stranger: 22 m germany
You: they're not illegal
Stranger: do you like lady gaga?
You: they're medical drugs
You: i just take alot :P
You: and no..
Stranger: well
Stranger: then u suck
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: lady gaga
Stranger: gonna rule the world one day
You: f*ck ya!! bitch
You: ill f*ck her before she does
Stranger: i wanna see that
Stranger: :)
Stranger: so where u from?
You: i'll give her to you after im done..
You: but it'll take a while
Stranger: thats kind of u
Stranger: 1-2 min?
You: that hoe likes all of this
You: hell no..
You: that hoe likes it rough!!
You: prob. more than an hour
Stranger: u sure?
You: chyeahh..
Stranger: i dont think so
Stranger: i think shes a virgin
Stranger: btw
You: haha..
Stranger: i know that she is
You: that what every girl sayss
Stranger: and
Stranger: lets stop this chat, women are around who read this -_-
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haha :D

Stranger: hiii
You: male or female
Stranger: female
Stranger: u
You: I used to be a man
Stranger: age?
You: 47
You: u
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Hoes can be so harless sometimes.

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Stranger: hi asl
You: 19/f/il you?
Stranger: 16 f uk
You: how are you?
Stranger: great thankss :) u?
You: im sick in bed for today
You: :(
Stranger: awwh bless u
Stranger: whats up?
You: im watching star trek currently. how about you?
Stranger: watching a comedy night on channel 4 lol
You: that sounds cool. man my throat is killing me
Stranger: lol mine is off laughing! u got a cold like?
You: Yes :(
Stranger: awwh
Stranger: whats the weather like where u are lol
You: its hot as hell currently lol
Stranger: lucky bugga
You: is it cold over there
You: ?

so far we are having a normal conversation

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: can I put it in your butt
Stranger: not unless you want a smackh in the face
You: It will only be for a second I swear
Stranger: you like putting your cock in guys butts?
You: who doesn't?
Stranger: me
You: YOU FREAK
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Stranger: hey
You: I want to butter your biscuit
Stranger: looooooooooool
Stranger: bye
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: sup
Stranger: asl
You: 15 male florida you?
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Stranger: hii
You: male or female
Stranger: female
Stranger: u
You: Who the f*ck let you out of the kitchen hoe?
Stranger: :Dlol
You: Make me sandwich
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You: Why didn't you call me last night?
Stranger: hi
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I think I scared him


edit:

Stranger: hi, i am 18 male looking for another male
You: that's disturbing
Stranger: so f*ck you
You: you wish
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Lol he was nice too (we all know that im not really a 15 year old asaim american boy)


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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: 你好
Stranger: how are u?
You: terrific you?
Stranger: You come from
Stranger: Taiwan
Stranger: and u?
You: america
Stranger: lol
You: Taiwan is pretty :D like you
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: 18 years old
Stranger: and u?

You: 15
Stranger: m / f
You: male
Stranger: wow
Stranger: me too
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: The US is very big
Stranger: Taiwan is very small
You: Lol
Stranger: haha
You: well U.s is also big for something else :p
Stranger: Has the girlfriend
Stranger: Has the girlfriend?
You: lucky
You: nope
Stranger: so ..
Stranger: me too
You: single?
Stranger: Comes this to look for the girlfriend
You: i come to look for a boyfriend
Im Japanese american <3

Lol that's great

Kryo's chat was so effing hilarious.

sorry i have one more


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Stranger: heyy
You: Haaay
Stranger: whts up?
You: nm u???
Stranger: yeap, bored here nothin 2 do
You: F/or m?
Stranger: male.. haha does that disappoint u
Stranger: :p
You: Why the F*ck are you not in bed?
Stranger: cuz its 7:30 and i jst woke up
Stranger: AM of course
You: Where the hell do you live :O
Stranger: Indonesia lol
You: wowie
Stranger: and you?
You: Im from cali
Stranger: whew
Stranger: shit thats like... ages frm here
You: iknowright?
Stranger: wot time is it der?
You: whats your Age and Gender
and would you strip for me?
Stranger: i wont strip for u cuz im 16 and im a guy...
You: im 17 and a guy
perfect :)
Stranger: ...
Stranger: im str8
You: Aw really?
Stranger: Yessss
You: you sure i cant change that?
Stranger: nothing would :p
You: ....Not even a little strip?? D:
Stranger: ...
Stranger: dammit boah, im sooo friggin straight...
You: D:
You: -im aking my pants off :D
You: taking*
Stranger: o really
You: mhmm :D
Stranger: i dun care... -_-
Stranger: dammit!
You: ):
Stranger: couldn't at least be a girl b4 tryna tease me
Stranger: couldnt u*
You: i could pretend
Stranger: ...
You: like roleplay?!?!?!?!?!
Stranger: Hellnaw
You: D:
You: you there cutie?
Stranger: ....
Stranger: arghhh
Stranger: dont b a guy
You: Now how do i do that ?
Stranger: .... by not pretending to be a girl
Stranger: you are suppose 2 be attracted to WOMEN
You: this is very confizziling
Stranger: supposed*
You: women are yucky D:
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: women r yummy
Stranger: guys r yucky
You: :O
You: but yur a guy
You: your yucky?
Stranger: yeah
You: aw
Stranger: im yucky
Stranger: girls r yummy
Stranger: so dont be gay-e
You: dont be straight?
Stranger: dont be gay!
You: ok imma go get some pussy then :D
Stranger: YAY!
Stranger: gud 4 u
Stranger: clap clap clap
You: lets get laid!!!!!


Stranger: BY WOMEN
Stranger: ...
You: ...?
You: ....Threesome with women?
Stranger: .....
Stranger: 2 girls 1 guy...

You: Hello random stranger
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: you tell me first
Stranger: no
Stranger: male
You: well im a female specimen. Im going to guess your looking for girls on this site

Stranger: 8(:B
Stranger: Hai thar
You: Hi : D how be you?
Stranger: Good. Looking for my fellow GDers.
You: GDers?
Stranger: We're a baby eating cult of masochristic lesbians. >>
You: omg i think i love you
Stranger: :D
You: how did you come up with that?
Stranger: Off the top of my head. xD
You: i love how you think
You: are you a female?
Stranger: Yes, why?
You: i am too
Stranger: xD
You: why must you be so cool?
Stranger: Because I am both a Gaiafag and a /b/tard. I am the best of all worlds. :D
Stranger: Oh. www.gaiaonline.com . Join eet.
You: i have never played it before. Almost did
Stranger: It has people who think like me there. :D
Stranger: That's where the GD is.
You: so cool : O
Stranger: Oh. And we have men. Gay men, straight men, Gay harems of chocolate bathing sadistic yaoi loving bishounen.. >>
You: omg~ i love yaoi : O
Stranger: You must join Gaia.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Peace out!
You: Hey
Stranger: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 m eng
Stranger: u?
You: Ohh... I like english men
Stranger: good
You: have a girlfriend?
Stranger: not really no.
Stranger: u?
You: nope.
Stranger: oh well, sure 1 will turnb up
You: yeah. Do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: no. not into all that really
You: because im a 17 m and our ages arent to far apart.
Stranger: no there not.
Stranger: clever you


Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 m YOUR BED
Stranger: queer
You: do not want?
Stranger: no

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You: 我比您好
Stranger: :O]
You: 金魚
Stranger: o.O
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lmao

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You: oh sorry my mommy says not to talk to strangers
You: bye
Stranger: omg
Stranger: stranger
Stranger: !



.haha. this is fun

sorry i died laughing on this one



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You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 14/f/ca
You: Why the F*ck are you not in the kitchen?!
Stranger: because I'm a rebel
You: Make me a Sammich >:I
Stranger: I'm gonna cum in it
You: ....what? :O
Stranger: and then I'm going to f*ck your ass with a strap on
You: omg really :D?
Stranger: really
You: im excited now :O
Stranger: And I'm going to force you to keep it in your ass while I mouth f*ck you with another strap on
You: YAY :D
Stranger: And then I'm going to force you to f*ck my ass while I push big dildos up your ass with my feet
You: Holy crap i wish i knew you :O!
You: LETS START THIS SHIT :D
Stranger: AWESOME!
You: Im gonna smack you with a big furry dildo
Stranger: :O
Stranger: Are you a furry?
You: No are you?
Stranger: Yes
You: HOT
Stranger: And I have 3 dogs who i've trained to f*ck all three of my holes at the same time
You: ....wow
Stranger: And I also have a horse who f*cks me in the ass every so often
You: are you being serious???!?!?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: I am very serious

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You: hi
Stranger: Hey, I'm looking up for my star girl
You: do you like nachos?
Stranger: no
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:( nacho hater.

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Stranger: ok, this thing is acting gay, lol, mary if this is still you, msg me on my yahoo my screen name is LiaSexyLips
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lolwhat?

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Stranger: are you shy?
You: no
You: why? lol
Stranger: i am
Stranger: can you teach me how not to be?
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: lets skip this/m/usa
Stranger: you?
You: lets skip this/f/jp
Stranger: ok.can you advice me?
You: Go out.
You: Kiss a girl
You: recieve a slap.
You: You're done
You: as long as you can communicate with girls. You're done.
Stranger: i can go out
Stranger: cant do that
Stranger: how?
Stranger: just random girls?
You: Yes.
Stranger: really?are girls the key?
You: Yes.
You: They are the key to success.
Stranger: how about the other general population?
You: You should then try kissing boys?
You: Boys work best.
Stranger: eww..no
Stranger: i am straight
You: Trust me, If you kiss your grandma, You'll get popular
You: People will know you
You: They will want to know you
Stranger: my grandma what?
You: They will want to talk to you
You: You will be on the cover of TIME Magazine
Stranger: they will want to know me because i am a f****t?
You: You wont be a f****t anymore
You: You will be..
You: a STAR
Stranger: lol,now you trollin
You: ;D
Stranger: who exactly are you refering to?
You: idk. Obama?
Stranger: and i dont seek fame just normal social life
Stranger: he kissed a man?
You: gtfo.
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Stranger: lol, this thing always disconnects me, im Lia, 19 female in florida, if you wanna know more, msg me on my yahoo my screen name is LiaSexyLips
You: Hi
You: Penis meal pl0x.
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You: Hiiiii :)
Stranger: gay male looking for some fun?
You have disconnected.

I was getting nice and horny.. kay?

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You: =]
Stranger: :)
Stranger: hey
You: HI
Stranger: asl
You: 14, female, jp
You: you?
Stranger: 18 m aus
Stranger: u arnt even legal
You: =/
You: Your point is?
Stranger: we cant have sex when u come to aus :(
You: Who cares? Its our personal stuff
You: lol.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: are u blonde?
You: no lol.
Stranger: photo?
Stranger: im a bit spooky
Stranger: maybe not
You: :o hmm.
You: Got MSN?
Stranger: yer
Stranger: mashupss@hotmail.com :P
You: I'll add ya
You: So do you like buttsecks?
Stranger: yer
Stranger: i prefer it with animals tho
You: :o Furry
You: <#
Stranger: fuzzy as f*ck
You: :O
Stranger: it means they tickle while ur going at it
Stranger: hehehehehehehe
You: How big are you?
Stranger: im gigantic
Stranger: more or less a MACHINE
You: :o sexy
You: f*ck me please.
Stranger: UH UH UH UH UH UH OH GOOOOD
Stranger: f*ck YERRRR
You: oooooh
Stranger: UH UH UH
You: you're so good
Stranger: ur so f*cking tight
You: oooooooo
Stranger: oh shit, whats this
Stranger: i found something
You: o_O"
Stranger: oh no, its stapler
Stranger: wtf is that doing in there
Stranger: and ur only 15 omg
You: ...

SON OF A BITCH!

hey she told me to msg her too.. i think she need sumthin sumthin..

Edit:
excactly that...
im tellin ya she wants it bad

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Stranger: asl?
You: hmm
You: Idk.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: parents told u not to talk to strangers
You: Nopes.
You: They told me never to take anything from strangers
You: but I can talk to them
You: =]
Stranger: ok
Stranger: good
Stranger: so where u frm
Stranger: from*
You: WONDERLAND
Stranger: age?
Stranger: sex?
You: 14
You: I never had sex
Stranger: ah f*ck ur mother

Stranger: Let go of my e-mail you too.

Uh, what?

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Stranger: hi
You: HI IT'S VINCE WITH SLAP CHOP!
Stranger: oh
You: YOU'LL BE SLAPPING YOUR TROUBLES AWAY!
Stranger: how can i?
You: MAKE BREAKFAST TO GO!
Stranger: no
You: YES
Stranger: i have class
You: CLASS CAN WAIT
You: SLAP CHOP IS NOW
Stranger: if i do not have breakfast
Stranger: i will be weak
You: THATS WHY THE SLAP CHOP IS FOR YOU!
You: BUY NOW!
Stranger: i think you are making ad
Stranger: so
Stranger: bye
You: BYE!

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You: HEY
Stranger: HEY
You: CAN YOU HELP ME MASTURBATE?
You: PLZZ
Stranger: SURE THING
You: -removes her undies-
You: owww
Stranger: NICE
You: sorry if its too hairy.. I need to buy a new chainsaw to cut my rainforest
You: too many animals living in it
Stranger: ITS ALL GOOD I LIKE THAT
Stranger: I LIKE ANIMALS
Stranger: LIKE FOX
Stranger: S
Stranger: AND FOX SUITS
You: I WANT YOUR SAUSAGE INSIDE ME
You: f*ck ME
You: NOW
Stranger: HRM
Stranger: IDK ABOUT THIS IT FEELS SO WRONG IM ONLY 12

L000L

HAHAHAHHAH

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Stranger: do you want to webcamsex??
You: I'm 12 and what is this?
Stranger: pff
Stranger: its not problem

:q:

Poor kid

Hahahahaha oh wow.


Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: male or female
Stranger: male
Stranger: from?
You: this about to get wild homo peace out
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You: hi cutie.
Stranger: thanks
You: jk, youre ugly
Stranger: lol
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Stranger: can you know chinese?
You: I'm not Chinese.
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LOL, bitches.

You: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: im25 boy
You: you speak like a 10 year old
You: lol
Stranger: not american
You: oh
You: sorry


lmfao. oops.

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Stranger: my ass is bigggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
You: so?
Stranger: is it nice?
You: idk
Stranger: iam a guy btw
Stranger: u?
You: im a guy too :P
Stranger: u dony
Stranger: my ass is bigggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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Stranger: but i like it
You: so?
You: why should I care?
Stranger: coze ur gonna f*ck me
Stranger: in the asssssssssssssssss
You: no im not
Stranger: but whyyyyyyyy??????????
Stranger: i love boys <3
You: I dont
You: I liek gurlz.
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You: ohai
Stranger: let me guess you are from LL
You: close
You: no
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: ?
You: nope
Stranger: where
You: i dont message board shit
You: do*
Stranger: what message board?
You: none
Stranger: oh
You: i meant i dont do message board shit
You: waste
You: of
You: time
You: do you play wow
Stranger: what do u use?
Stranger: no
You: good because i would laugh at you
Stranger: lol
You: do you watch porn
Stranger: of course
Stranger: who doesnt
You: my mom
Stranger: have u checked on her
You: always and forever
You: someone has to watch her
Stranger: loll
You: whats your fav site to watch porn
Stranger: redtube
You: meh
Stranger: where do u download warez?
You: probably warez.com?
Stranger: don't say public torrents
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haha

Stranger: hi
Stranger: male 17 uk
You: ohai
You: you sound sexy
Stranger: asl
You: m 17 uk
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ok i actually lol'd

Stranger: hi
You: ohai
Stranger: from/
You: uk
Stranger: m or f?
You: both
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
i think i like this too much