nothing happened lol, they just disconnected :P

I don't find it very funny though.

sorry >.<'
I did, :/

the best site.
hahh


cute little uk boy :)

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You: asl?
Stranger: 14/m/uk
Stranger: you?
You: aw, your a young one.
You: 18 f FL
You: how are you today?
Stranger: I'm alright
Stranger: where is FL please
You: florida, us
You: haha you're so cute
Stranger: thats where sunny delight is from?
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: thts california
Stranger: sorry
You: haha i don't even know.
You: we have oranges ;)
You: so what brings you here?
You: bored?
Stranger: I heard my sister talking about it and schools finished
Stranger: so im up late
Stranger: what is your name please?
Stranger: are you african american?
Stranger: I've never met an american before
You: haha no
You: my name is rebecca
You: i'm asian-american
Stranger: oh
Stranger: my dad says that white americans
Stranger: are all racist
Stranger: is that true?
You: no that is not true :] americans love europeans!
You: i love the accents
Stranger: we aim to please :)
Stranger: what is it like in asia
You: i grew up in america, so i don't know. haha
You: what is it like in europe!
You: never been there before.
Stranger: well in europe
Stranger: the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Stranger: I don't know how to explain
You: haha its alright.
You: sounds liek a nice place
Stranger: it's quite nice except for some people hurt you
You: hurt you? how come?
Stranger: because I'm naughty
Stranger: that may be true but I work hard
Stranger: and I do not hurt people
Stranger: they like to cause pain
You: oh im sorry
You: what time is it there! its midnight here
Stranger: it is 05:17 :o
Stranger: I think it is the latest I have ever been up
You: pm or am?
Stranger: am
You: dang, arn't you tired?
Stranger: very
You: sleep! you gotta grow tall
You: don't let this stop your sleep! this is a waste of time.
You: go to sleep! gotta grow tall, so that when your older, you'll be tall and handsome
Stranger: my sister says its good tho she told her friend that guys go on cam all the time
Stranger: I want to see an african american
You: haha do you want me to send a picture?
Stranger: of an african american?
You: yes
Stranger: not really I want to see them on cam cos my sister says its sexy which is good
Stranger: I want to make them do things
Stranger: laugh and stuff
Stranger: pictures are boring
You: haha okay
You: whats so interesting about african americans?
Stranger: my dad says they're apes
Stranger: but I have blak friends at hom
Stranger: home
Stranger: I want to see how diff they are
Stranger: have you met many?
You: yes theres many here. but they're not apes
You: seems like your dad is racist.
Stranger: you mean like hitler?
Stranger: oh kkk are racist too
Stranger: them guys in hoods
You: yeah i know
You: go to sleep little boy, i'm worried for you
Stranger: why!?
Stranger: what is wrong
You: this is not a safe site
You: someone can track you, hunt you down, then... you know bad stuff
You: especially if you cam with people
You: you don't know
You: tell your sister that.
Stranger: are you threatening me please
Stranger: I dont understand you properly
You: no threat.
You: your just so young, and i care for you
Stranger: you care about me :)?
You: yes, your special
Stranger: :):) I like you
Stranger: you seem nice
You: yes i am nice. go to sleep
Stranger: but why I am fine here my sister is on all the time
Stranger: she takes computer from me during the day
You: how old is she?
Stranger: 15 nearly 16
You: i see. okay well you should really get some rest. come back on tomorrow when you get your 8 hours of sleep!
You: don't let your sister boss you around! take the computer away from her :)
Stranger: haha she is big tho
Stranger: I dont want to go tho I like talking to u
Stranger: you make me feel good
Stranger: you look out for me
Stranger: but I dont understand how its not safe
You: aw, your so cute i wish you were my brother.
You: come to america
Stranger: :) I would love to I want to see the statue of liberty
Stranger: and hollywood
Stranger: is hollywood in florida?
You: haha unfortunately.
You: theres disney world!
Stranger: oh yea!
Stranger: there is disneyland paris for us here
Stranger: shrek!!!
You: oh i see. i love that.
You: you should really sleep.
Stranger: but school is finished for the holidays and I want to stay up late like my friends
Stranger: why do you want me to go is it because I annoy you
Stranger: I annoy me sister too
You: nono
You: are you short? or tall?
Stranger: i am big for my age
Stranger: but my sister is bigger
You: how tall?
You: 5'? 6'?
You: oh you use cm right?
You: we use ft. haha
You: okay
Stranger: no we use ft here
Stranger: I am 5,4 last I checked
You: oh kay. don't you want to be taller!
Stranger: not really :o
Stranger: why!
Stranger: how tall are you ?
You: to grow tall, you have to sleep!
You: and my height has nothing to do with this :)
Stranger: to grow you must sleep in manure!
You: woah, you europeans!
Stranger: haha it is a saying
Stranger: but it is true I think
You: haha okay, well it was nice talking to you brian
Stranger: brian :S
You: haha
You: ryan?
You: kyle?
Stranger: da f*ck is wrong with you
You: europeans curse ?
You: wow. you shouldn't be swearing!
You: young boy.
You: go to sleep.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: tell me first though
Stranger: are there many people like you on here
Stranger: you are very nice
Stranger: even if a bit weird
You: no, ppl like me is rare.
You: verry rare :)
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I must be on more then
You: ppl here are weird
You: and nasty.
You: so i don't recommend it for young ones.
You: unless you can handle it
You: ;)
Stranger: I can handle it
Stranger: I swear with my friends
Stranger: all the time
You: does your mother know?
Stranger: she's dead
Stranger: but my dad doesn't
Stranger: okay
Stranger: I really liked talking to you rebecca
Stranger: I see why my sister likes it
Stranger: I will find my african tomorrow :)
You: i apoligize brian. but i hope you find what your looking for on this site.
You: just be safe
Stranger: why
You: and don't cam with anyone
Stranger: do you keep calling me brian
You: isn't that your name?
Stranger: no
You: harry?
You: let me guess
Stranger: why do you think I am brian
You: can i guess your name then?
Stranger: if you must
You: harry
Stranger: nope :)
You: ronald
Stranger: nope :D
You: hogwarts
Stranger: thats not even a name
You: james
Stranger: no
You: okay what is it
Stranger: O.J
You: oh okay!
You: good night orange juice :)
Stranger: forgive my boredom
Stranger: have fun
You have disconnected.

When I actually find a nomal person who seems nice I ask them for all kinds of advice. I cant believe I get advice for internetters...

Stranger: m/f
You: Female.
Stranger: ok
You: you're not my type.
Stranger: wat?
You: I'm sorry, but this relationship is over.
Stranger: sheri????
You: Yeah, that's right, I just broke up with you over the internet.
Stranger: im calling u rite now
You: don't even bother, you douche!
Stranger: wtf your not sheri
You have disconnected.

.-. phail.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Ahahahahahahahahahaha.

If only omegle was at least slightly entertaining :(

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: LUL
You: asl
Stranger: ?
You: hi stranger
Stranger: from?
You: asl
Stranger: what's asl?
You: age sex location duh silly
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You: hi
Stranger: m looking for horny girl who can make webcam sex
You: why webcam sex?
You: how does that even happen?
Stranger: u can show your body at cam
Stranger: ok?
You: can you show me yours?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: pls give your msn?
You: wow
You: i was jk
Stranger: pls give
You: feed it through here
You: are you too dumb to not do it here?
You: theres a webcam feature here
You: you blind also?
You: wow
Stranger: will u give your msn?
You: no
You: i don't want to
Stranger: y?
Stranger: we will have god times
You: we can do it here
You: just find the webcam invite button
Stranger: hw?
Stranger: i dont know hw can to do
You: theres a button on the top left says WEBCAM INVITE
Stranger: where?
Stranger: so soory
Stranger: i dont have it
Stranger: pls send invite then, if u have
Stranger: ok?
You: i can't
You: i tried & it won't work
You: you have to do it
Stranger: y r u making me sad?
Stranger: pls give your msn
You: no
You: do it here
You: the damn button is right there
Stranger: we cant do it in yere
Stranger: here
You: i can't believe you can't see it
Stranger: as u see that
Stranger: i dont have an ontion like this
Stranger: i never seen it
Stranger: i heart first from u
You: its a new feature
You: the button is right there in big bold letters
Stranger: if u have it, pls send invite
You: how can you be so dumb
You: i can't
You: the button won't work for me
Stranger: y?
You: idk...
You: it says i exceeded my webcamming limit
You: each person gets 5 a day
You: i already used it up
Stranger: the so sorry
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: u r not saying true
Stranger: if u wanna sex, pls give msn
You: no thanks
You: sry
You: if its not here
You: no sex for you
Stranger: y?
Stranger: y dont u belive me?
Stranger: hw can i damage u at amsn?
You: cuz it more fun here
You: better webcam quality
You: but nooo
Stranger: but we cant do it
You: you can't invite me cuz you're too dumb
Stranger: i dont have an potion like this
Stranger: it is very silly
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This tops all my other omegle chats

You: wtf
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where iz ya from
Stranger: br
You: br?
You: brzail?
You: brzail
You: brazil
Stranger: yeah
You: hot?
Stranger: yeah, sure
Stranger: and where r u from?
You: from the bay area!!!
Stranger: ebay?
Stranger: haha
You: what?
You: no califronia
Stranger: nice
Stranger: do u know Pamela Anderson?
You: big breasted chick
You: why
You: you likes that butt sex?
You: brazillian girls likes butt sex
Stranger: not all of them i guess
Stranger: i'm not a girl so i cant tell
You: oh DAMN i thought you were a girl

Number 2
You: hi
Stranger: hey there, im f*ckin alone for 6 months, because of ex gf. and need a woman to have some cyber sex.
You: damn man go watch f*cking porn or something
You: do you tickle your ass when you masturbate?
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pulled out some kevin lines.

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You: *knock knock*
Stranger: WHOOOOOOO'S THEEERE
You: disco
Stranger: disco whooooooooo
You: disco nnected
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: Hello. Are you horny?
You: yes
Stranger: M/F?
You: f
Stranger: Ah, that's cool.
Stranger: I'm a male.
Stranger: How large are your breasts?
You: as large as my head
Stranger: And how big is your head?
You: about as big as yours
Stranger: *laughs*
Stranger: In that case, your breasts must be MONSTROUS!
You: hehe
Stranger: But yeah.
Stranger: With breasts that huge, they must be very easy to suck and lick.
Stranger: Heck, you'd be able to suck and lick your own breasts if they were that big.
You: well. id much rather graze my head across your chest
You: it makes my penis get all sensitive
Stranger: *laughs&
Stranger: I KNEW YOU WERE A GUY!
Stranger: I knew it!
Stranger: *laughs&
Stranger: I do that kind of stuff all the time!
You: what did you think i meant by head, my dear?
Stranger: *laughs*
Stranger: SICKO!
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Stranger: I JUST HAD SOME RUDE BASTARD
Stranger: THAT CALLED ME FAT
You: what the? why? thats sort of random to just say outloud.
Stranger: YOU THINK SO TOO
Stranger: DONT YOU
You: heck no, i cant see you
You: haha
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Stranger: hey
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You: Automated Response: Hello
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: country?
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Stranger: im sorry my english is poor
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You have disconnected.

Why Didn't he pay me I thought it was very useful information. D=


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You: hi i can see in your window =D
You: and im a stranger!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: STRANGER DANGER!
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I didn't think I was thaaat creepy T_T

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You: guten tag
Stranger: hey
Stranger: heil hitler!
Stranger: you a pecher wood
Stranger: pecker
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And I got called a pecker wood by a Neo Nazi D=

cool!

You: ok
You: so
You: i was wondering
You: if my boyfriend ceases to eat me out what does that mean?
Stranger: It means he secretly has a relationship with your mum. You just don't know it yet.

Stranger: hey
You: Ayo mayo!
Stranger: which one are u?
You: Whatcha mean?
Stranger: the pedofile-sort, or the homosexual?
You: I'm more like an ET.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: Loch lighning fingers?
Stranger: long
You: No, fat greasy ugly ones.
Stranger: ET PHONE HOME
Stranger: sounds delicious
You: Yeah, I love stuffing my mouth with my own fingers, it's what we aliens do!
Stranger: do you like fontanellporn?
You: i like pizza.
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Stranger: hihi
You: you like surprise buttsex?
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I worship japanese!!! Ooh, so cute!!

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: i want u
Stranger: i need u
You: Um, hi
Stranger: i miss u
You: huh?
Stranger: its joke sorry
Stranger: how r u?
You: Oh, i'm good. just trying something new. you?
Stranger: pretty good but little sleepy
Stranger: well
Stranger: where r u from?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: u?
You: oh God, i'm sorry. florida.
Stranger: i asked first
Stranger: cool
Stranger: american?
You: Yes!!!
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i lov america
You: are u american?
Stranger: nop
Stranger: i am japanese
You: :) i love japan
Stranger: +)
Stranger: ;)
You: lol. are u male or female
Stranger: i am male
Stranger: u?
You: female. i have to go now. nice chatting
Stranger: bye
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hm, darn it. U know, now that i look
at it...my convo was boring.....

which part of FL? ;)

Lol. Jacksonville Baby.
Maybe we can arrange something....