Oh something entertaining on cB for once. *grabs a seat*

lol



dang you ninja's be workin a like it's still the 1800s

lol dude me jc

<---- Wants to add me to the list, please. :p

aye, do me

all the girls be on the phone like "where are you JCeezy???"

JC didn't know what he was getting himself into when he made this topic.

DIANA:

• rebecca
• thomas
• kc
• dee
• sandy

well, mr. compatibility knew you were wanting to be compatible with some black guys. i don't blame you, those are the best kinda guys. so mr. compatibility brings you kc first. practically every time i go in cbc you are always trying to get kc to send you nudes. you think mr. compatibility didn't pick up on that? give me more credit than that diana. "10:53:30 PM Diana Von Tease: I would like to see an actual body shot of KC." mhmmm is on to you always tryin to check kc out. unfortunately kc isn't right for you, wish i could tell you different, but no such luck today. kc

next up we have sandy. mr. compatibility knows that you have a little crush on her and are constantly seeking her approval. mr. compatibility knows you are attracted to the "worthless artsy" type and like myself, sandy falls into that category too. unfortunately this match is not in the stars it seems. i feel that to pursue sandy will only leave you despising us worthless art people even more. sandy

mr. compatibility can't leave out thomas. mr. compatibility noticed the bond you had with him. you two got along. however, while looking deeper into the nature of this compatibility it dawned on me that even though being able to tolerate thomas is a huge accomplishment on your part, it doesn't mean that you're meant to be together on cb forever. so, "unfortunately", this is a dead end for this possible match. thomas

when rebecca's name came up as a possible compatibility match, i said to myself "AH HA!". two comic book loving women would go great together. you seem to be more infatuated with super heros than real people. so rebecca and her wonder woman status seemed perfect. well, upon further investigation of this possibility, i'm sorry to say that mr. compatibility has decided otherwise. based on her posts, i feel rebecca desires someone a little more computer geek savvy. through out my stay here on cb, you're computer has blown up at least 7 times, so i don't feel you can fulfill these needs. rebecca

last but not least, we're left with dee. mr. compatibility feels dee is the perfect balance to your eccentric ways. dee can bring you a good time, while also bringing a level headed side too. she also has cooking abilities, and doesn't appear to be planning to go into the "worthless" career paths. a once flaming hot romance with kevin has cooled down and dee is back on the market it seems. mr. compatibility also thinks this might be a two in one deal, and dee might be bringing reidar along. since your mexican, i know how much you love discounts and bargain prices. congrats, is happy for you.

DIANA & DEE SITTING IN A CB TREE

You busted me.


Dude you are never gonna let that go are you? hahaha





Hey the last 2 times were the fault of my brother!




yay
Hell yeah i love them discounts.

LOL Never imagined my name coming up in this thread.

Diana and Dee's couple name could be Deeana.

Also, lol@"rebecca and her wonder woman status"

Hey Diana

helllooooooooooo

get a MOTEL 8 yall

juna there's an apostrophe in between the y and all in y'all

f*ck I'VE BEEN DOIN IT WRONG THE WHOLE TIME???

VICTORIA

• javonn
• brandon
• sandy
• kevin
• steph

ok mr.compatibility is back. i had some trouble with this because the answer was so sickeningly obvious, but on with the show 's.

first up, mr.compatibility ran across kevin's name. i have witnesses his sly comments to you here and there that you dismiss with laughter. mr.compatibility can't help but wonder if this "joking" is just for show and there is a deep repressed romance brewing in the horizon. after some thought, mr.compatibility has decided that even if this was the case, kevin's player ways would create a short lived relationship. kevin

next up is javonn. you two won best co-ed couple in the superlative. there's many posts eluding to many drunk texts between you guys. what could be better than two friends getting together? i'll tell you what could be better, someone you're actually compatible with. that's what's up javonn

sandy. mr.compatibility can't say why sandy came up as a compatible match. it's just how the world works. what mr.compatibility can say though, is that he doesn't agree with this match. forget sandy. sandy

now we have steph. no one can fail to notice you guys prominence in the members photo's thread. this leads mr.compatibility to believe that you have some compatibility. mr.compatibility can see late nights staying up together looking at pictures of yourselves together. a match made i heaven? NO, wrong. mr.compatibility doesn't agree. steph is too busy being buried under piles of homework to dedicate her time to you right now. steph


that only leaves us with you know who. mr.compatibility feared that if he were to encourage you stray away from mr. saunders that there might be consequences for a . luckily this compatibility fell in my favor anyway. i have been predicting this match forever. if you need further verification that i saw this coming, let's dig into the logs.

march 21st:

8:36:00 PM VlCTORlAANN: I got my hairs cut today
8:36:07 PM zio: o yeaaaaa let me see?
8:36:11 PM Jc: for mr saunders

clearly mr.compatibility was looking into the future of your love life when he made this statement. brandon is perfect for you. who else could do such a good job at playing house with you in anonymous shoutouts and message to anyone threads? no one. you guys are cheesy. you guys make mr.compatibility sick with your lovey dovey talk all over the place. however, i can't imagine you conversing this way with any other male on cb, so over all mr.compatibility determines that brandon wins.

VICTORIA AND BRANDON SITTING IN A CB TREE


















just kidding homies. there's nothing mr.compatibility loves more than seeing happy couples express their love via silly "anonymous" threads. keep enjoying each other

LOL eff that noise we are rocking it at the Hilton.

hope you guys know mr.compatibility charges

i pay in flied lice

mr.compatibility doesn't eat food

how bout xtina's mongorian beef

sold

BOSSSSSS

^ lol, doesn't matter bc it was SO OBVIOUS.

Oi, i want to try this :D

i know i know homie. i'm stuck on steven. i'm having a hard time figuring out who he could possible be compatible with. but i'm working on it. we'll get to you soon enough.

as long as it aint no gay shit like jcp or people i obviously dislike with one of those "oh they appear to dislike eachother but its a front for liking eachother"

it's going to be pretty hard for you then...you don't act like you like anyone.

steven and kevin imo

put me down too! good luck finding someone, i'm new :P

ricky, i don't think jc knows you enough to give you compatibility.

you just joined last month. :\

yeah that's what i was thinking, but considering the rate we're going at i might know ricky by the time we get to him



sorry guys i'll get with it soon, too many finales and basketball games

denver is going to get their asses handed to them by the lakers. i'm so amped, i don't know why the lakers should even play a game 6 versus the rockets.

that's okay homie. genius takes time. don't let these little graders rush you. no offense to my younger peeps.


get out of here with that sports talk. you're gonna distract him even more.

wtf you can't offer a 's mongorian beef without permission.


But that's okay since it's for



Add me in this too! ;P I have a feeling you might just put me with Sandy, lol. Ignore the fact that I haz a bf.

STEVEN:

• sandy
• jc
• spencer
• robbi

ok well steven, mr. compatibility had a real hard time coming up with people for you. there really isn't that many people here who can handle your behavior problems, but nonetheless no one is loveless in mr. compatibility's eyes.

alright, first we have robbi. you like her, you love her, you want some more of her. i can tell this by your interaction with her. i know you want that , you and everyone else on cb. what does mr.compatibilty think about this? no way jose. robbi is taken by kc. kc is a thug, straight out of compton. i don't advise you mess with that 's woman.

this is kc :
and this is you whitey:
nuff said. robbi


secondly we have mr.compatibility's alter ego jc. you guys have a long history on cb. you were the first person to piss him the f*ck off in debate. he has a special place in his heart for you . you have been kind and welcoming to that even taking him in as your black friend so that cb wouldn't think you are racist. see example here:



could jc be perfect for you? he's over six feet, likes basketball, helps you not look like a racist, likes politics, can read. unfortunately mr. compatibility is here to tell you that this match isn't in the stars. jc is too nice for you. your favorite entertainment is to pretend you're a jerk, constantly going out of your way to act like one. he will never understand this mentality. you guys createblog philosophies will always be in conflict. p.s. houston rockets suck. jc


but to move onto someone who's views fall more in line with your own as well as one of your fellow pseudo jerks, we come to spencer. just like you, spencer is another nice guy who chooses more times than not to be unnecessarily rude. mr. compatibility definitely senses some compatibility here. i often times see you guys teaming up, whenever you are slacking, spencer will run in and pick up where you left off, as noted here. what's wrong with spencer you say? two things, A) he's engaged, and B) he's white. your interracial preference is no secret here. spencer


so instead i bring you sandy. she's asian, so that makes you compatible. yeah, that's about the only reason. mr. compatibility can't picture you two in a romantic relationship together. sandy

OK BAD NEWS GUYS, NEW INFORMATION HAS AROSE FOR ME TO BASE MY DECISIONS ON, MR. COMPATIBILITY HAS DECIDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE THAT STEVEN'S LOVE MATCH IS INCONCLUSIVE

glad everyone likes to leave me out of the loop so i look like a dumbass!

we'll be back to you steven

Lol

I'm tempted to see what you have for me, but I think I already know what it is, and steven's just going to come in here twollin.

what information?????

hehe i'm next.

i can imagine all the guys and girls on tung's list

lollll tung is all excited and beenly, i'm pretty sure you'll be on that list.. holllaaaa ;D

i wanna know who im compatible with

bump

damn you. i'm gonna do this soon for real though.

A reliable source that could help a out.

wtf i even updated gossip fo u.

f*ck santa :(

alright you're right. this weekend i will update this for sure.