alright, you guys can stop whining now because mr. compatibility is here to tell you a little something about love. i see a lot of you have been crying yourself to sleep every night over the lack of compatibility readings. i've said it before and i'll say it again, you can't rush love, for f*cks sake get this through your heads.

JOANNE

• jc
• kun
• gigi
• steph
• reidar

alright joanne, let's see what mr. compatibility has to say about you and your cb relationship status.

first up we have gigi. this situation was the same as tina and moni though. once again i have used my compatibility talents to look past the obvious and analyzed the true inner workings of you and gigi's relationship. anyone else would say you two would work because you're friends, but not me. mr. compatibility doesn't feel this is what's right for you. pass gigi and collect 200 dollars please.gigi

next we have steph. you and steph are compatible because you're both canadians and i've heard you both like your milk in bags. milk container preference is an important part to any relationship, but i'm sorry to say mr. compatibility just doesn't think it's enough. steph

third possible compatibility match is jc. i don't blame you for liking jc because he's a pretty likable fellow in my personal opinion clearly you have similar tastes in music since that's mostly all you talk about. you're both really into john mayer, even though he's obviously the bigger fan because he has seen him live and has 71 songs in itunes by him. also whenever he had comments set up on his tumblr you were just about the only one who ever made use of them. this sounds like a match made in heaven doesn't it? no, no actually it doesn't joanne because i'm afraid his interests are too wrapped up in another cber at the moment. you two will have to remain friends. jc

so next was podo aka kun aka saintsaens, but i really don't have much of a clue why this is a good match. it just seems like a good one because you and shannon seem to care where he is and talk about him. but uh, yeah, mr. compatibility is out of the loop on his current whereabouts so it would b pointless to encourage a relationship with someone who can't dedicate their time to you.

alright finally, so i was reading compatibility results and then as i worked my way down the list i had to do a double take. i saw none other than rediar's name there. at first mr. compatibility was like what the hell, how can this be? well, i do believe he's canadian, so you know. i took a closer glance though and mr. compatibility has detected some flirting here and there.

Example 1:


oh i see

Example 2:



so after that i decided there might be something to this match. if you think that's good just wait till you see this though......

from the post what killed your day thread:


wow, just wow


no worries joanne, reidar can assist with this problem


your hero

TELL ME THIS ISN'T FATE? let me just say that individual's feelings towards whales is crucial in the formation of a strong relationship base. this match is amazing, even i am impressed by my own abilities here. however, i must warn you to tread lightly because we all know that dee and reidar have something going on so a love triangle may be on the horizon for you. but we'll figure that out when we cross that bridge, for now


JOANNE & REIDAR SITTING IN A CB TREE

dee is not going to be happy about dis

LMFAO!!! omg, Reidar? But he's from Calgary, and Calgarians are gross. But I guess his complete mercilessness towards whales makes up for that.


And thank you JC, I love you for updating this. No more anger, aight?

YOU'RE A WHALE MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN THOUGH

LOL








wait, reidar is canadian?





aww man...

dee and joanne and reidar will have to take that up together. i can not interfere with things like this, it would be unethical as a compatibility maker. i just predict possible compatibility for them to persue. the rest is up to them.

lmao@jc supporting homewreckin.....does teesa have a BF?

^ http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...t&p=3186623

lol tung with the quickness

LOL, oh Joanne....

woot my turn! bahaha

HAHA NICE, good sleuthing there with the whale thing, JC!! It truly is fate!!

yesssir

Milk bags do not only exist in Canada!!!



haha I remember reading all those posts from Reidar and Joanne before you posted this - how did I not see this coming?!

What do you mean by "all those posts"???????????? They were unintentional.

MMMMhmmmmm ;)

so joanne, which part of reidar would you first like to kiss

Maybe I'll be on your compatibility list

i trust u jc
i don't need my reality tv show "shot of love with beenly bacardi"

how did I miss this thread?! When do we get to sh's results lol.

jc ):

^you really need JC's help? it should be obvious.

heh. you tell me [x

LOL! jc, you're funny! mang, i wish kun was here to see this.

lol

i know i know

JC:

• tung
• juna
• jc
• teesa
• steven
• kc
• christina

mr. compatibility found that the greatest desire, the love of jc's e-life, shoot downer of his high flyin pimp ship, is the one, the only, the teesa. jc shows affection for no one like he shows affection for teesa. if teesa were trolled in real life by a bunch of ***hole crackers, jc would lecture them on how they're ***hole crackers. teesa, however, does not see in shades of whats good for her. sorry, jc, but it looks like teesa flat out isn't interested. teesa

mr. compatibility has detected some possible sexual tension between you and tung. interesting. unfortunately i have to cut tung. i foresee economic disputes in the future of this short lived relationship. tung

mr. compatibility sees all, and can see the obvious attraction between jc and xtina. unfortunately this is a shallow attraction based on jc's like of mongorian beef, and christina's being estatic that someone likes her mongorian beef. this rerationship wourd onry end in jc cursing those god damned mongorians. christina

mr. compatibility senses a deep respect for steven



"'nuff said," but unfortunately a big no homo steven

mr. compatibility knows there's something going on between fellow broye's jc and juna, with comic relief and sexer-of-only-light-skinnded-black-girls-and-latinas, the keeper-of-the-strongest-pimp-hand, the nerd, KC.

jc obviously likes himself, why else would he choose an art major? apparently jc's immune to insanity and doesn't need to live off of food or water, and doesn't need air conditioning. jc feeds off his own godly aura. it's too bad the government won't recognize a relationship between man and self. f*cking george bush. jc

now on to KC. I believe it's been made clear in the past that kc is a complete and total flaming no-homo supporter. sure kc's swag and habits are of an iffeminate nature, and jc's swag would match up well, but mr. compatibility believes that kc would be way too high maintenance for jc. jc simply wouldn't want to help kc out when it comes to tying his shoes and pouring bubble bath mix into a warmed up tub for kc's nightly bath. sorry jc, kc

so it's looking like jc doesn't really have a match that he's compatible with that shares a reciprocated desire for the other. but wait...

a challenger has appeared!

A Wild Arjuna Capulong Has Appeared! whenever jc is down, this broye is there for him. whenever jc is chasing girls, this broye is giving him advice and cheering him on. what jc doesn't know, however, is that every night this broye goes home, spins a few records, takes pics of some japanese girls, and cries himself to sleep because his very obvious feelings go unnoticed. but fear not juna, this will surely open jc's eyes to the amazing opportunity that he's been ignoring all these years. what's that, do I hear wedding bells?


jc & juna sitting in a cb tree

LOL! x10000000000000000000000000

^ LMAO. p.s. shallow attraction indeed, as I cannot offer my mongorian beef to just one person... My mongorian beef does not believe in monogamy. xtina

the most hilarious line






NO I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING, everything else i'm ok with.








love my broye

knew it.

but EFF YOU STEVEN.

This is priceless.

Who am i compatible with?

i forgot her name but that one girl that used to be on here.

^1angel3?

javonn:

• diana
• tung
• jc
• rebs
• steven

rebs-ms. compatibility sees rebs as a good match. maybe because of your ability to discuss fine wines or kill threads? i don't know, but it's all absolutely cute. you could also be a potential person to solve a problem that you think she's had. unfortunately, this is not enough to keep the relationship alive and interesting, so sorry no to rebs.


diana-hmm, diana also seems to be another good possibility. one striking similarity shows that you two are fond of..uhm...this kind of stuff. and according to urban dictionary, she is the most gorgeous girl you've ever seen, so why look elsewhere?? but this can pose some problems. you need a faithful girl and it seems as though diana also means a girl who likes to party, etc. this might be fun for you at first, but you need someone that is stable jj. and two other things: mr. compatibility has already put diana with someone else and diana's name is too hard to pronounce.

jc-it really is no surprise that mr. jc showed up on the compatibility radar. you guys have highly similar interests: basketball, skateboarding, cooking, harry potter...wow, this list is just neverending. you two have also made topics concerning the well-being of cb members and have also helped out each other with great success. this willingness to help your fellow members and each other is unbelievably adorable. ms. compatibility can imagine late nights staying up to solve cb's problems. however, ms. compatibility does not like this match. even though the compatibility is very high, she doesn't approve of this at all for reasons she will keep to herself. so no, i know this is a heartbreaking loss, but no jc for you. so more jc for ms. compatibility cb members. hmm and it also seems that you don't date black girls, so you probably don't like black guys that way either.

steven-or "sh" as you fondly like to call him. oh steven steven. although he can be a jerk, he just seems to have a soft spot for you. and ms. compatibility can sense the anxiety you must be feeling at not knowing steven's compatibility results yet, the hope that you have that your name will appear as one of the matches. ms. compatibility can ensure that you will never have to deal with leftovers because steven is one amazing cook and will always keep you satisfied. he's the syrup to your pancakes, the meat to your lasagna, the stirfry to your salmon...okay that's enough. however, just plain good cooking is not enough to keep this relationship cooking, so nope, no steven for you.

tung-the compatibility radar broke when i put in your name and tung's name together. amazing. your dual love for fashion is undeniable and ms. compatibility predicts days and nights of shopping and picking out coordinating outfits together. but apparently he likes the yankees. this is surely a conflict of interest with your devotion to the mets. however, ms. compatibility can imagine you two buying peanuts and cracker jack and not caring if you ever came back. and your guys' love for tennis will trump any disagreements over baseball. also, ms. compatibility sees you two implementing an exercise program to keep up with your fitness-this is an excellent and productive way to keep any relationship alive. this post also clearly shows how much you care about tung.
and even though tung is busy with his new lady friend and already paired up with the MIA prince, ms. compatibility is sure that tung's promiscuity will return extremely quickly. just gotta be patient ;)

congratulations ms. compatibility guarantees tung will be the best you ever had

mr. compatibility is @ mrs. compatibility

oh f*ck i hit it to a new page

haha thanks jc :))

yeah, the more ms. compatibility thought about you and javonn, she found out that the match really wasn't all that adorable and cute.

ahahahahhaha omg you win Steven you win

broYes are broYes for 'tile the end

hmmm can mr. compatability do one for me as well?

it won't be as good as mrs. compatibility. she's done a great one, don't hate

I am not hating at all...in fact I actually like what she found! I was just wondering if it would be any different from what you found.

Hey, now, there are people who haven't even gotten one compatibility match. Besides, great minds think alike, so there's nothing left here to discover.

Yeah, no cutting in line

i doubt my findings would be any different. i doubt i'll do another one for someone who already has one becasue there is already a line of people who don't. the line applies to posts by me only, so if teesa does one here or there that's out of order it's not cutting in line.

what else...

oh yeah, all you guys do is bitch. for every response i/we get to a compatibility match, there is 9 more responses whining. seriously, look how many replies are about what was actually written just now. you guys just shot yourself in the foot.

y'all need to learn how to appreciate a broYe