ok well steven, mr. compatibility had a real hard time coming up with people for you. there really isn't that many people here who can handle your behavior problems, but nonetheless no one is loveless in mr. compatibility's eyes.
alright, first we have robbi
. you like her, you love her, you want some more of her. i can tell this by your interaction with her. i know you want that
, you and everyone else on cb. what does mr.compatibilty think about this? no way jose. robbi is taken by kc. kc is a thug, straight out of compton. i don't advise you mess with that
this is kc :
and this is you whitey:
secondly we have mr.compatibility's alter ego jc
. you guys have a long history on cb. you were the first person to piss him the f*ck off in debate. he has a special place in his heart for you
. you have been kind and welcoming to that
even taking him in as your black friend so that cb wouldn't think you are racist. see example here:
could jc be perfect for you? he's over six feet, likes basketball, helps you not look like a racist, likes politics, can read. unfortunately mr. compatibility is here to tell you that this match isn't in the stars. jc is too nice for you. your favorite entertainment is to pretend
you're a jerk, constantly going out of your way to act like one. he will never understand this mentality. you guys createblog philosophies will always be in conflict. p.s. houston rockets suck.
but to move onto someone who's views fall more in line with your own as well as one of your fellow pseudo jerks, we come to spencer
. just like you, spencer is another nice guy who chooses more times than not to be unnecessarily rude. mr. compatibility definitely senses some compatibility here. i often times see you guys teaming up, whenever you are slacking, spencer will run in and pick up where you left off, as noted here
. what's wrong with spencer you say? two things, A) he's engaged, and B) he's white. your interracial preference is no secret here.
so instead i bring you sandy
. she's asian, so that makes you compatible. yeah, that's about the only reason. mr. compatibility can't picture you two in a romantic relationship together.
sandyOK BAD NEWS GUYS, NEW INFORMATION HAS AROSE FOR ME TO BASE MY DECISIONS ON, MR. COMPATIBILITY HAS DECIDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE THAT STEVEN'S LOVE MATCH IS INCONCLUSIVE
glad everyone likes to leave me out of the loop so i look like a dumbass!we'll be back to you steven