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illriginal
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http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

"There has been a small outbreak of ?zombism? in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005, victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it?s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during ?resurrection.?

The World Health Organization (WHO) has raised the alert to phase six, its highest level, and advised governments to activate pandemic contingency plans.

In Mexico, the epicentre of the outbreak, President Felipe Calderon urged people to stay at home over the next five days.


CONFIRMED CASES
Map
Mexico: 168 suspected deaths - eight confirmed - 12 zombies
US: one death, at least 91 confirmed cases
New Zealand: 13 confirmed cases
Canada: 19 confirmed cases
UK: 5 confirmed cases
Spain: 10 confirmed cases
Germany: 3 confirmed cases
Israel, Costa Rica: 2 confirmed cases each
The Netherland, Switzerland, Austria, Peru: 1 confirmed case each

Mapping the outbreak
Mexican economy squeezed by flu
Mexico: First swine flu cases
Africa awaits two swine flu tests

There are many cases elsewhere - including the US, Canada, Latin America, Europe, Israel, and New Zealand.

BBC health correspondent Mark McGrith says the raising of the WHO alert on Wednesday suggests a global epidemic, or pandemic, is imminent.

In the latest developments:

* The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother. "










If anyone on this board has been acting violently recently, please inform us here so we can dispose of them properly!
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ToxicTaco
nice joke :\
illriginal
lol :)
karmakiller
If this were true I'd go to Reidar's... violent zombies are probably afraid of him.
illriginal
If that happened, I'd actually have sex with you karmakiller, luckily that's never going to happen.

OOOOOOH!
karmakiller
That's ok, I plan on being disease free when I die.
illriginal
QUOTE(karmakiller @ May 3 2009, 10:25 PM) *
That's ok, I plan on being disease free when I die.


lol if I had an STD, I'd be in jail for killing every woman that I've ever slept with.


True story.
BOSS
theres a good reason why no woman has died by your hands
illriginal
QUOTE(BOSS @ May 3 2009, 10:38 PM) *
theres a good reason why no woman has died by your hands


Cuz I've never f*cked a whore... well 1 stripper, but that was prior to changing my life cool.gif
BOSS
lol you paid for sex?
illriginal
lol no.

That's the best part.
Maccabee
Swine Flu = I Am Legend
fixtatik
yumm, tetrodotoxin. if you want to be a zombie, have a regular diet of fugu, but don't build a tolerance. =D
illriginal
QUOTE(fixtatik @ May 4 2009, 04:56 PM) *
yumm, tetrodotoxin. if you want to be a zombie, have a regular diet of fugu, but don't build a tolerance. =D


fugu? blink.gif
BOSS
in that case, as long as your strapped, do whatever
fixtatik
QUOTE(illriginal @ May 4 2009, 04:58 PM) *
fugu? blink.gif

absolutely fugu. pufferfish has paralytic toxins (which can kill, lol @ that). when you mix it with a few other naturally occurring poisons, you get a "zombie" effect, where the victim appears dead (no pulse, no respiratory) but is in fact alive. there was a scandal about the poisons from "witch doctors" in haiti in the 1960s. a man was given this potion, buried alive (thought to be dead) and later recovered from the effects and was labeled a zombie (because omg, this dead man is walking again).
illriginal
QUOTE(fixtatik @ May 4 2009, 08:49 PM) *
absolutely fugu. pufferfish has paralytic toxins (which can kill, lol @ that). when you mix it with a few other naturally occurring poisons, you get a "zombie" effect, where the victim appears dead (no pulse, no respiratory) but is in fact alive. there was a scandal about the poisons from "witch doctors" in haiti in the 1960s. a man was given this potion, buried alive (thought to be dead) and later recovered from the effects and was labeled a zombie (because omg, this dead man is walking again).


Holy shit.. I want that. Then I'll fake my death after labeling myself, "Makaveli". All so I could evade taxes for ever!
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