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It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died." St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartement when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!" St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."
Aaaah ha ha
lmao poor naked dude..
haha! thats so funny 
ahhh those two first guys died for no reason 
he was the cheater!!
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lmao poor naked dude..
he was the cheater!!
Heh...that guy shouldn't have died.
Oh my!
Poor guy who was doing aerobics!
But at least he got into Heaven...
Poor guy who was doing aerobics!
But at least he got into Heaven...
Hahahaha
haha thats a knee-slapper
hahaha lmao man thats funni
hahahaha, i lyk this one! poor innocent dude dat twisted his ankle... aaww poor guy
That makes me wanna stop hiding my my fridge naked.
QUOTE(Yemmerz @ Jul 13 2004, 9:50 AM)
That makes me wanna stop hiding my my fridge naked.
haha funny
i remember there was a topic about the wierdest thing you found in your refrigerator...
omg haha i laughed so hard
lol. ive heard it before but still funny all tha same. i feel most sorry for tha aerobics man.....
hahaha thats one the funniest jokes ive heard
HAHAHAHHA. ohmy lols, ive heard something like this before.
hahahahahaha! that's funny!
-- poor aerobics guy and refrigerator dude.
-- poor aerobics guy and refrigerator dude.
haha i started reading it and then i realized that id seen it before but kept on cause its so damn funny
haha, that's funny. poor aerobics guy...
QUOTE(linke3 @ Jul 22 2004, 3:35 PM)
haha, that's funny. poor aerobics guy...
haha yeah
but why would a naked guy hide in someone's refrigerator?
lol this is sorta old but still funny
lmfao
thats funny its not like other jokes where you know what going to happen
HAHAHAHAAHHHA
omg how funny!
..... im glad heavens not like THAT..
haha
omg how funny!
..... im glad heavens not like THAT..
haha
QUOTE(IIO__oII @ Jul 22 2004, 11:32 PM)
HAHAHAHAAHHHA
omg how funny!
..... im glad heavens not like THAT..
haha
omg how funny!
..... im glad heavens not like THAT..
haha
haha yeah
QUOTE(v@por @ Jul 8 2004, 4:50 PM)
It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died." St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartement when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!" St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."
omg!! haha... i love this one!!!
haha...funny
i think the guy in the refridgerator was the guy the wife was having the affair with.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So three peoople died! And they're somehow bizzarely related to one another!
So three peoople died! And they're somehow bizzarely related to one another!
omg i love that one...i feel bad for the guy having the affair..i mean he was just trying to hide kekeke
lol poor aerobic doin, naked hiding, n having wife cheatin dudes
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